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Updated: Debeaked
Twitter claims an unlikely sounding capability to detect abusive tweets and suspend accounts without waiting for complaints to be flagged
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UK Internet Porn Censorship

The Digital Economy Bill is passing through Parliament and will lead to the mass blocking of internet porn to all UK residents. This includes the free tube sites and is not restricted to UK based websites. The BBFC has been appointed to the new role of internet porn censor.
 
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Update: Just how much censorship will the Digital Economy lead to?
How the government's porn censorship bill will probably lead to practically all adult websites being banned
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Update: The government put phishers, fraudsters and scammers ahead of porn viewing citizens
Government says privacy safeguards are not 'necessary' during a House of Lords debate on the Digital Economy Bill. A parliamentary report by the Open Rights Group
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Update: Blocking European concerns
Government introduces new clause to confirm the legality of internet website blocking as an option for internet broadband subscribers
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Censor's Charter
Open Rights Group summarises the current state of play revealing how porn sites will be blocked for UK internet users
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Update: The Censored Digital Economy
Lords 2nd Reading debate of age verification and censorship for worldwide porn websites

Recent Melon Farmers News

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Extracts: Debeaked
Twitter claims an unlikely sounding capability to detect abusive tweets and suspend accounts without waiting for complaints to be flagged
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Bound and Gagged
The UK's internet backbone is introducing gagging orders, presumably at the behest of government, to ensure internet companies maintain the secrecy of mass snooping capabilities
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Censored by banks, campaigners, governments, politicians and the community
Major fetish forum initiates a massive self censorship exercise
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Update: The People vs the Snoopers' Charter
Liberty launches crowdfunded legal challenge to indiscriminate state spying powers in Investigatory Powers Act
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Censorshit
BBFC decides that the Urban Dictionary website should be adults only

Recent Movie News

Adult Fairy Tales DVD
Shopping: Fairy Tales
1978 USA musical comedy by Harry Hurwitz set for UK DVD release on 24th April 2017 with previous BBFC cuts just waived
2019: After the Fall of New York Blu-ray
Shopping: 2019: After the Fall of New York
1983 Italy / France action Sci-Fi horror by Sergio Martino set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 27th March 2017 with all previous BBFC cuts waived
Absurd Blu ray Joe DAmato
Shopping: Absurd
1981 Italy video nasty by Joe D'Amato just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray (now in stock)
Blood Diner Blu ray Rick Burks
The tastiest morsels restored
BBFC cuts just waived for the 1980's horror, Blood Diner
Multiple Maniacs Blu-ray
Shopping: Multiple Maniacs
1970 USA crime comedy horror by John Waters, once cut for blasphemy, set for uncut UK Blu-ray release on 27th March 2017 

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UK Internet Porn Censorship

Recruiting for state internet porn censors Via YouTube

 
For those that hold the opinion that Britain is bastion of Western liberal values...
Porn Censorship in Britain 2016: The Digital Economy Bill. By the Britisher. Via YouTube


Porn performers talk about the UK porn laws . By Pandora Blake Via YouTube

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UK GovernmentUK Internet

9th Feb
open rights group 2016 logo
Update: Just how much censorship will the Digital Economy lead to?
How the government's porn censorship bill will probably lead to practically all adult websites being banned
UK GovernmentUK Internet

8th Feb
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Update: The government put phishers, fraudsters and scammers ahead of porn viewing citizens
Government says privacy safeguards are not 'necessary' during a House of Lords debate on the Digital Economy Bill. A parliamentary report by the Open Rights Group
UK GovernmentUK Internet

7th Feb
ruth smeeth
Malicious Communications (Social Media) Bill
Labour private members bill suggests that social media websites implement age filtering systems
UK GovernmentUK Internet myles jackman
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Inside the government's mad plan to catalog every video on the Internet
The plan is unworkable and troublingly authoritarian, says Myles Jackman.
UK GovernmentUK Internet

4th Feb
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Offsite Article
Offsite Video: Government recruitment for video porn censors
Open Rights Group have fun highlighting the upcoming state censorship of porn
UK GovernmentUK Internet

31st Jan
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Extract: Pornhub wants Twitter to face the full wrath of the Digital Economy Bill
At least porn censor designate, David Austin, recognises that maybe it might not be a good idea to ban adults from accessing their porn
UK GovernmentUK Internet

28th Jan
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Digital Economy Bill Briefing to House of Lords Committee Stage
Open Rights Group makes some suggestions to improve the government's internet censorship bill
UK GovernmentUK Internet

27th Jan
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Update: On more crap legislation in the making
Commentators have their say about the Digital Economy Bill that looks set to ban porn from the internet
UK GovernmentUK Internet

26th Jan
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Update: Blocking European concerns
Government introduces new clause to confirm the legality of internet website blocking as an option for internet broadband subscribers

Films Articles Logo

   
BBFC CutsCuts and Bans

18th Feb
Adult Fairy Tales DVD
Shopping: Fairy Tales
1978 USA musical comedy by Harry Hurwitz set for UK DVD release on 24th April 2017 with previous BBFC cuts just waived
BBFC CutsCuts and Bans Stagecoach Blu-ray
Shopping: Stagecoach
1966 USA action western adventure by Gordon Douglas set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 20th March 2017 with previous BBFC category cuts waived
South AsiaSouth Asia

16th Feb
Poster Moonlight 2016 Barry Jenkins
Is it politically correct to censor the language of the American African community?
Moonlight has been significantly cut by the Indian film censors for an Adults only 'A' rating
Control FreaksControl Freaks MPAA logo
Monopolists vs the European people
Hollywood film studios to fight against proposed EU licensing laws allowing people to access services like iPlayer in any EU country
BBFC CutsCuts and Bans 2019: After the Fall of New York Blu-ray
Shopping: 2019: After the Fall of New York
1983 Italy / France action Sci-Fi horror by Sergio Martino set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 27th March 2017 with all previous BBFC cuts waived
BBFC CutsCuts and Bans The Awful Dr. Orloff DVD
Shopping: The Awful Dr. Orloff
1962 horror film by Jess Franco set for UK DVD release on 12th June 2017 with all previous BBFC cuts waived
moviesMovie News

15th Feb
Fifty Shades Darker Unmasked Edition DVD + Digital Copy DVD
More Darker
Fifty Shades Darker will be released on home video with the inevitable extended/unrated/unmasked version
South AsiaSouth Asia

14th Feb
Poster Jolly Llb 2 2017 Subhash Kapoor
Don't mention the Kashmir
Pakistan film censors ban another Indian Movie, Jolly LLB 2
BBFC CutsCuts and Bans

12th Feb
Blood Diner Blu ray Rick Burks
The tastiest morsels restored
BBFC cuts just waived for the 1980's horror, Blood Diner

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InternetInternet News

19th Feb
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Updated: Debeaked
Twitter claims an unlikely sounding capability to detect abusive tweets and suspend accounts without waiting for complaints to be flagged
World NewsLiberty News

18th Feb
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Bound and Gagged
The UK's internet backbone is introducing gagging orders, presumably at the behest of government, to ensure internet companies maintain the secrecy of mass snooping capabilities
World NewsPrivacy NEW Party Time My Friend Cayla Doll Blonde 18" Smart Interactive Fashion
My friend Cayla's a snitch
German authorities ban internet connected doll over unprotected and hackable surveillance capabilities
EU NewsWest Europe

17th Feb
European Parliament logo
But western lifestyles are said to provoke terrorists
The European parliament adopts EU Directive requiring most member states to remove or block material deemed to provoke terrorism
US NewsUS News US Senate
Update: A handle on your private life
US lawmaker introduces bill to force visa applicants to identify their social media accounts
ASA WatchASA Watch

15th Feb
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ASA playing solitaire
UK advert censor unsurprisingly gets no response from a Hong Kong solitaire games company over a ludicrous PC whinge about an advert featuring bikinis
UK GovernmentGov open rights group 2016 logo
Comment: Blackmailer's Charter
Digital Economy Bill could make UK citizens vulnerable to blackmail. By Open Rights Group
US NewsUS News

14th Feb
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Deep profiling
US immigration is beyond checking publicly available Facebook profiles, it is now considering demanding your passwords before granting a visa
BBFC CutsCuts and Bans Romeo and Juliet DVD
Offsite Article
Offsite Article Romeo and Juliet
BBFC's latest case study considers Zeffirelli's Shakespeare adaptation that was the first to receive a higher rating than 'U'

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Nutter WatchPC News

19th Feb
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HMS Miserable
The Royal Navy bans sailors from possessing anything but BBFC approved porn
Nutter WatchMiddle East

18th Feb
girgir banned cartoon
The wrong kind of 'free speech'
Turkish magazine closed down over cartoon deemed offensive
Nutter WatchPC News

17th Feb
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Can you keep up with a Kardashian?
Another Protein World advert offends the politically correct
Australia NewsAussie News

15th Feb
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Update: Miserable Queensland
Australian state bans Wicked Campervans' humorous slogans
Ofcom WatchOfcom Watch

6th Feb
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So is the TV watershed actually 9:07pm?
Channel 5 reveals that it usually considers 9:07 as the watershed for strong language, and indeed gets in trouble with Ofcom for strong language at 9:04
Nutter WatchPC News

3rd Feb
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Diplomatically Incorrect
Erdogan berates Merkel for using the term 'islamist terrorism'

Sex Articles Logo

   
Sex ShopSex Shop Reviews

19th Feb
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Cheltenham's Pulse and Cocktails
We visited a Cheltenham sex shop to find out what it's really like working there
Sex SellsUK News

17th Feb
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Fake news in the Daily Record
Scottish newspaper exaggerates a tiny little local story of a routine police raid of a GoGo, suggesting that it is the beginning of the end of Pattaya's sexy nightlife
Sex SellsBooks and Mags

15th Feb
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Updated: Naked is Normal
Nude free Playboy magazine was clearly not a hit so it reverts to form
Sex SellsSex Shop News

13th Feb
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Mandy's Delights
Irish sex shop owner receivers a small fine for selling porn DVDs without a licence
Sex SellsInternet Porn

10th Feb
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Gnawing away at bad lawmaking
xHamster teaches educationally subnormal Utah a thing or two about abstinence from sex
Sex SellsGay News house of air
Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Hot Air
Gay music video which would be banned for R18 by the BBFC stays on YouTube long enough to get 700,000 views
Sex SellsSex Toys News

8th Feb
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Exposed wires
Ann Summers issues product recall on Moregasm Black Power Wands
UK NewsUK News

7th Feb
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Offsite Article
Offsite Article: Secrets Money
Secrets lap dancing club lose unlikely sounding tax appeal about paying tax on commissions charged to dancers for redeeming lap dancing vouchers
World NewsWorld News

6th Feb
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Art treasures
Paris Museum of Eroticism has a successful closing down sale

Diary Logo

   
DiaryDiary

25th Jan
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Diary: FrightFest Glasgow
23rd - 25th February 2017, horror film festival at the Glasgow Film Theatre
DiaryDiary

20th Jan
The Signal DVD
Diary: Sci-Fear season
February 2017 on Horror Channel
DiaryDiary

25th Dec
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Diary: Eroticon 2017
4-5th March 2017. Erotic writers convention in London
DiaryDiary

20th Dec
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Diary: Triple Six Horror Festival
27th-28th May 2017, Manchester
DiaryDiary

15th Dec
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Diary: ETO Show 2017
25-26th June 2017 at the NEC, Birmingham
 

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ShoppingRecent Releases

19th Feb
Cruel Summer DVD
Shopping: Cruel Summer
2016 UK horror thriller by Phillip Escott and Craig Newman just released on UK DVD
ShoppingRecent Releases

18th Feb
Suddenly In The Dark Blu-ray
Shopping: Suddenly In The Dark
1981 South Korea horror by Young Nam Ko just released on US Blu-ray
ShoppingFuture Releases Adult Fairy Tales DVD
Shopping: Fairy Tales
1978 USA musical comedy by Harry Hurwitz set for UK DVD release on 24th April 2017 with previous BBFC cuts just waived
ShoppingFuture Releases Stagecoach Blu-ray
Shopping: Stagecoach
1966 USA action western adventure by Gordon Douglas set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 20th March 2017 with previous BBFC category cuts waived
ShoppingRecent Releases Beyond Darkness Blu ray Kieran Canter
Shopping: Beyond the Darkness
1979 Italy horror drama by Joe D'Amato just released on UK DVD and Blu-ray
ShoppingRecent Releases

17th Feb
Stake Land 2 DVD
Shopping: Stake Land 2
2016 USA action horror by Dan Berk and Robert Olsen just released on US DVD and Blu-ray
ShoppingRecent Releases One Million Years B.C. Blu-ray
Shopping: One Million Years B.C
1966 UK fantasy adventure by Don Chaffey just released on US Blu-ray with 2 versions
ShoppingRecent Releases

16th Feb
The Yakuza Blu-ray
Shopping: The Yakuza
1974 Japan / USA action crime thriller by Sydney Pollack just released on US Blu-ray
ShoppingFuture Releases 2019: After the Fall of New York Blu-ray
Shopping: 2019: After the Fall of New York
1983 Italy / France action Sci-Fi horror by Sergio Martino set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 27th March 2017 with all previous BBFC cuts waived

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ShoppingNew Listings

19th Feb
Invasion of the Bee Girls Blu-ray
Shopping: Invasion of the Bee Girls
1973 USA Sci-Fi horror by Denis Sanders set for US Blu-ray release on 4th April 2017
ShoppingNew Listings The Void DVD
Shopping: The Void
2016 Canada horror by Jeremy Gillespie and Steven Kostanski set for UK DVD release on 24th April 2017
ShoppingNew Listings

18th Feb
Cathy's Curse DVD
Shopping: Cathy's Curse
1977 France / Canada horror by Eddy Matalon set for US DVD and Blu-ray release on 11th April 2017
ShoppingNew Listings Mountaintop Motel Massacre DVD
Shopping: Mountaintop Motel Massacre
1986 USA horror by Jim McCullough Sr (as Jim McCullough) set for UK DVD release on 24th April 2017
ShoppingNew Listings The Masked Avengers Blu-ray
Shopping: Masked Avengers
1981 Hong Kong action drama by Cheh Chang set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 15th May 2017
ShoppingNew Listings The Love Witch Blu-ray
Shopping: The Love Witch
2016 USA comedy horror by Anna Biller set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 13th March 2017
ShoppingNew Listings The Beaster Bunny DVD
Shopping: The Beaster Bunny
2014 comedy horror by Snygg Brothers set for UK DVD release on 3rd April 2017
ShoppingNew Listings Adult Fairy Tales DVD
Shopping: Fairy Tales
1978 USA musical comedy by Harry Hurwitz set for UK DVD release on 24th April 2017 with previous BBFC cuts just waived
ShoppingNew Listings Stagecoach Blu-ray
Shopping: Stagecoach
1966 USA action western adventure by Gordon Douglas set for UK DVD and Blu-ray release on 20th March 2017 with previous BBFC category cuts waived

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