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News Friday 12th March...

Ofcom Watch Ofcom Watch

Update: Big Mouth
TV censor clears Vinnie Jones over the use of the word 'retard'
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UK Censorship UK News

Update: Progress Report
Tanya Byron to report on progress of Byron Report recommendations
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Update: Censorial Sect
Scientologists attempt to ban German TV film
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Update: MultiChoice
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Update: Artless Censors
Australia strips out artistic defence from laws governing images of children
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Update: Apple Censors Newspaper App
German publisher's trade association considers making a complaint
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Update: Newspapers Caned in Malaysia
Newspaper banned from criticising nasty sharia canings
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Liberty Watch Liberty News

The Electronic Police State
2010 National Rankings

World Censorship Middle East

Murdoch on Censorship
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Update: Prescription for Incompetence
Religiously incompetent pharmacist in Sheffield
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Update: Protected Hate?
US Supreme Court to consider whether the nastiness of the Westboro Baptists is protected free speech
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Far right election poster challenged in French courts
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Thursday 11th March...

BBFC Cuts
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Update: Nutter Bait
BBFC pass Michael Winterbottom's The Killer Inside Me as 18 uncut

EU News
West Europe

Forgive Them Lord, They Know Not What They Do
Blasphemous Polish prosecutors despoil heavy metal icon for ripping a bible asunder on stage

World Censorship
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Update: Dogged by Censorship
British artist given suspended fine over depiction of Turkish PM as a dog

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Update: Gangs of Whingers
ASA doesn't uphold complaints against radio advert for 1 Day

US News
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Updated: Bed and Bored
Minnesota senator proposes banning state employees from hotels with 'violent' porn

World Censorship
Asia Pacific

Censorship Advice
New censorship guidelines for Malaysia

Africa
Africa News

Censorial Static
Voice of America radio jammed in Ethiopia

Africa
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Censoring the News
Ivory Coast bans France 24 TV News over reports of deaths at protest

World Censorship
Middle East

Update: Freedom of Repression
Newspaper and journalist fined for criticising ruling family

Religious Watch
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Update: Roundabout Support
Swedish papers reprint roundabout dog cartoon over solidarity against murderous plot

Religious Watch
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Update: Killing with Impunity
Muslims acquitted over murder of Egyptian christian

Religious Watch
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Update: Mob Repression
Indian riot targets author Taslima Nasrin, still under fire over supposedly blasphemous book

Wednesday 10th March...

TV Censorship
IWF Watch

CleanFeed Force Fed
Government bully ISPs who don't use IWF internet blocking

UK Censorship
UK News

Facing Down CEOP
CEOP berates Facebook for not using its abuse reporting button

TV Censorship
Internet TV

Update: Coming Up to 2 Years
Turkish newspaper highlights the ongoing YouTube ban

South Asia
South Asia

Update: Because One Website is Blocked All Should be Blocked
Bombay High Court refuses petition to extend porn website blocking

Ofcom Watch
Ofcom Watch

Update: Banging On
Ofcom continue to get wound up by Bang Babes

World Censorship
Americas

Update: Venezuelan Crime Problems Solved
Violent video games have been banned

US News
US News

Seriously Good Kink
Tristan Taormino's Rough Sex honoured at CineKink Film Festival

Sex Sells
Gay News

Catholic Anti-gay Senator Comes Out Gay
More public virtues and private vices

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Update: Dogged by Assassins
Seven people arrested in Ireland over plot to murder Lars Vilks

Religious Watch
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Denial of Sex Screws People Up
As proven by frequent child abuse scandals amongst celibate catholic priests

Religious Watch
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Call to Ban Kuwaiti Women from Sport
Committee To Study Negative Phenomena Alien to Kuwaiti Society

Tuesday 9th March...

World Censorship
World News

Diary: World Day Against Cyber Censorship
For a day of unfiltered internet access for all

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Media watch-UK

Updated: Vivienne Pattison Recommends
Spartacus: Blood and Sand

Ofcom Watch
Ofcom Watch

Update: Not So Friendly
Babe channels fined £24,000 by the TV censor

TV Censorship
Advert News

Self Congratulatory Censorship
Advert Association proposes that website self promotion should come under the remit of the advert censors, ASA

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UK News

Boris Mouths Off
Mayor calls on Londoners to refuse working girls advertising cards

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R18 Cuts

Lowest Ever
Only 7% of R18s censored in February 2010

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Update: Religious Massacre
Muslim gangs hack 500 Nigerians to death in Jos

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Community Harassment
London councillor reports death threats over her choice of western dress

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Update: Staff Offended
Staff distance themselves from their newspaper's apology over offence caused by the Mohammed cartoons

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Update: A Billion Years of Counselling
Needed after 13 years in the scientology Sea Org

World Censorship
Middle East

Update: Preaching Disbelief in Freedom
Egyptian Journalist's Syndicate supports newspaper columnist in rant against atheist blogs
 

Monday 8th March...

Nutter Watch
Nutter News

Nutters Go to War
Texas nutters style themselves as 'the Special Forces of spiritual warfare'

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R18 Cuts

My Daughter's a Censor
BBFC add explanation for banned porn DVD

Australia News
Aussie News

Update: Sanity Starts to Prevail
Green MPs will vote against Australian internet censorship

P4P Crimes
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Nasty Government
UK Home Office 'celebrates' International Women's Day by gloating over new law to prosecute totally innocent men paying for sex

Sex Sells
UK News

Moraliser Not So Moral Now
Glasgow council are notable for their campaigns against vice, so no surprises that their leader has resigned over a cocaine habit

Sex Sells
Tech News

Do You Feel Lucky Punk?
Then have fun with a random one on one video chat

Nutter Watch
Nutter News

Offsite: Boys are being Treated as Blame Objects
Teenage boys watching internet pornography are treating their girlfriends like sex objects

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Update: Medina Bar and Grill
In the market for easy offence

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Update: Failed State
The most basic tenets of civilised life nixed by Pakistan's blasphemy law

Sunday 7th March...

BBFC Cuts
Cuts and Bans

Blood Red Sumptuous in Blu
New release of Dario Argento's Suspiria

BBFC Cuts
Cuts and Bans

Braverheart
BBFC cuts waived to Mel Gibson's Braveheart

Australia News
Aussie News

Update: High Score
Australian games for adult consultation receives 55,000 responses

Australia News
Aussie News

Update: Category 2 Freedom
Softcore porn mags banned from sale in Queensland

South Asia
South Asia

Seduced by Censorship
Internet censorship in Afghanistan

World Censorship
Middle East

Update: Searching for Repression
And finding it at Middle East Bing

World Censorship
Asia Pacific

Update: Censor taken to Court
Journalist group file court challenge to censor over the banned film Balibo

World Censorship
Asia Pacific

Update: Sharia TV Censor
Aceh proposal for TV censorship adhering to sharia law

UK Censorship
UK Law

The Racial and Religious Hatred Act 2006
Amending the Public Order Act 1986

World Censorship
Middle East

Offsite: Dangerous Acting
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's tyranny is crushing Iran's artists

UK Censorship
Bollox Britain

Offsite: Photography under Threat
The shooting party's over

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Update: Repressive Style
Men banned from working in women's hair salons

Saturday 6th March...

P4P Crimes
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So Much to Ban and So Little Time
Scottish parliament ask for evidence to support a hurried ban on paying for sex

Nutter Watch
Nutter News

Anti-religious Commentary Justified
Catholic and muslim conference calls for ban on anti-religious comments in the media

UK Parliament
Parliament

Updated: Copyright on Bad Ideas
Lib Dem peers propose a state internet filtering law

UK Censorship
UK News

Diary: The Big Libel Week
The impact of our libel laws on documentary film makers: what you don’t get to see

Sex Sells
Gay News

Behind Equality
Guernsey proposes to equalise age of consent for gay sex

US News
US News

Conflict of Interests
Video shops cite child interests in campaign to hobble DVD kiosk competitors

Liberty Watch
Liberty News

Not Properly Protected
Germany's comms data collection must be deleted

US News
US News

Chilling Effects
Laughable police censorship of naked snow lady

Sex Sells
Tech News

Snitch Stick
Porn image search program available on a memory stick

World Censorship
World News

Headman Makes the 'Necessary' Warnings
Turkish sex shop closes down after 2 days of trading

World Censorship
Bollox World

International Women's Day, Saudi Style
Woman jailed and flogged for being unchaperoned

Religious Watch
Religion Watch

Updated: Fitna for Lords
Geert Wilders on rescheduled visit to the House of Lords to show Fitna

Religious Watch
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Update: Archaic Morality Above Modern Morality
Philippines bishops call for a complete ban on condom advertising

 

 

   Diary:  The Big Libel Week...
 

The impact of our libel laws on documentary film makers: what you don’t get to see

Libel Reform Campaign logoThe impact of our libel laws on documentary film makers: what you don’t get to see
Thursday 11th March, 6:30pm
Free Word Centre, 60 Farringdon Road, London, EC1R 3GA

As part of the Big Libel Week, the Libel Reform Campaign will be hosting a free event on the effect of our libel laws on documentary film makers. Speakers include:

  • Tracy Worcester is a documentary film maker who directed and produced the film Pig Business (there will be a screening of an extract from this)
  • Christopher Hird is a leading figure in UK independent documentary making and runs Dartmouth Films
  • Duncan Campbell is an investigative journalist and filmmaker who specialises in privacy, civil liberties and secrecy issues. He has faced successive libel actions for twenty years.

 

   Diary:  World Day Against Cyber Censorship...
 

For a day of unfiltered internet access for all

world day against censorship logoWorld Day Against Cyber Censorship
12th March 2010

Reporters Without Borders will celebrate World Day Against Cyber Censorship on 12 March. This event is intended to rally everyone in support of a single Internet that is unrestricted and accessible to all. It is also meant to draw attention to the fact that, by creating new spaces for exchanging ideas and information, the Internet is a force for freedom. However, more and more governments have realised this and are reacting by trying to control the Internet.

Reporters Without Borders will mark the occasion by issuing its latest list of Enemies of the Internet. This list points the finger at countries such as Iran, China, Saudi Arabia, Vietnam and Tunisia that restrict online access and harass their netizens. A list of countries that have been placed under surveillance for displaying a disturbing attitude towards the Internet will also be released.

Reporters Without Borders will award the first Netizen Prize, with support from Google, at 7 p.m. on 11 March 2010, on the eve of World Day Against Cyber Censorship. The prize will be given to an Internet user, blogger or cyber-dissident who has made a notable contribution to the defence of online freedom of expression. The award ceremony will take place at the Paris headquarters of Google France.

Reporters Without Borders has designed a logo to symbolise the defence of online free expression. It represents a computer mouse freeing itself from its chains. The logo can be downloaded free of charge and is available in various colours. Do you want to show your support for World Day against Cyber-Censorship? Do you want to defend an Internet without restrictions and accessible to everyone? Don't hesitate to download this logo and post it on your blog or website or add it to your email signature.

 

   Diary:  The Big Libel Gig...
 

Stars of UK Comedy and Science Stand Up Against Unfair Libel Laws

Libel Reform Campaign logoThe Big Libel Gig
Sunday 14 March 2010
Palace Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue,London

The Big Libel Gig will raise funds to support the Coalition for Libel Reform. An eclectic line-up, including Dara O Briain, Tim Minchin, Marcus Brigstocke, Robin Ince, Ed Byrne, Shappi Khorsandi, Professor Brian Cox, Simon Singh, Professor Richard Wiseman, Dr Peter Wilmshurst and Dr Ben Goldacre, is supporting the campaign for a public interest defence to protect writers, bloggers, academics, human rights activists and performers.

The Big Libel Gig is the brainchild of comedian Robin Ince - whose previous successes include the annual Nine Lessons and Carols for Godless People shows and who will be hosting the evening – and Simon Singh, the science author and broadcaster, who will be talking frankly about the impact of libel fears on scientific debate.

Stars of the show will tell the audience that England's unjust libel laws are preventing free speech and open criticism of big corporations and powerful institutions. They will call for others to support the campaign for a public interest defence and join them in signing the petition for libel reform at www.libelreform.org. The Big Libel Gig will be the culmination of Libel Reform Week, which will raise awareness of English libel laws and urge political parties to commit to major reforms before the election, in the interests of fairness, the public interest and free speech.

Funds raised from The Big Libel Gig will be donated to the Coalition for Libel Reform, established by the charities Index on Censorship, English PEN and Sense About Science.

 

   Diary:  London Burlesque 2010...
 

A week of Burlesque events

London Burleseque 2010 bannerLondon Burlesque 2010
April 20-25 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen....after 3 years of sensational weekend festivals culminating in the overwhelming success of London Burlesque Festival 2009, Chaz Royal, is proud to present London Burlesque Week 2010!

Veteran festival producer Chaz Royal has pulled out every big name in his little black burlesque book to produce the world's greatest showcase of international burlesque talent.

London Burlesque Festival 2009 was a sold-out event, drawing an estimated 3000 burlesque lovers, fans and newcomers. The spectacular weekend featured over 150 burlesque, cabaret and variety performers from across Europe, USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.

London Burlesque Week promises more glitz, more glamour, more vaudeville and more sizzling striptease than any other burlesque event in 2010. Showcasing the best in British burlesque & beyond, London Burlesque Week 2010 will also feature themed shows along with some of the festival's most popular events, including Battle Royale Newcomers Contest and Jetsetters Ball.

Dress to impress and join the fun at the world's most extravagant celebration of Burlesque in each of its exotic forms!

 

   Diary:  FAB Fest 2010...
 

3 days of movie excess in Edinburgh

fab fest 2010 logoFAB Fest 2010
Filmhouse, Edimburgh
Friday 30 April to Sunday 2 May

Fans of the fantastic world of weird and wonderful cinema can start making plans for the weekend of Friday 30 April to Sunday 2 May, when you will be served up a feast of movies that will entertain, enlighten, enthrall, and chill your bones to the core! FAB Fest will showcase many stunning UK premieres, loads of very special guests to meet and greet, plus giveaways and Q&As, all taking place over 3 days of non-stop movie excess.

  • KAIFECK MURDER - Supernatural chills in Bavaria!
  • THE END - Audacious, gripping and utterly original.
  • THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION OF LITTLE DIZZLE - Best director award winner, this dazzling new film is a genre-defying cult classic in the making.
  • 8TH WONDERLAND - Award-winning, ground-breaking fantasy epic. (PLUS GUESTS / Q&A)
  • LIFE IS HOT IN CRACKTOWN - The latest gut-wrenching urban horror from legendary New Yorker Buddy Giovinazzo, who will be the festival's guest of honour and will also screen the director's cut of his cult classic debut COMBAT SHOCK.
  • A DAY OF VIOLENCE - Unrelentingly brutal new British sensation. (PLUS GUESTS / Q&A)
  • RESURRECTING THE STREET WALKER - Superb British horror that heralds a major new talent. (PLUS GUESTS / Q&A)
  • NEIGHBOR - An astonishing modern Grand Guignol masterpiece. (PLUS GUESTS / Q&A)
  • REEL ZOMBIES - The most downright clever zombie movie of the last few years. (PLUS GUESTS / Q&A) PLUS five more films still to be confirmed...

FAB Fest is a three day festival running in Cinema One at Filmhouse in Edinburgh. FAB Fest passes are only £65 per person, and are on sale now from the Filmhouse box office:



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