UK Nutter News

A nutter MP has urged organisers of a pub crawl to scrap a Pimps and Hoes theme which he claims trivialises prostitution and violence towards women .

Sheffield Central Labour MP Paul Blomfield described the event's theme as a new low for the company. He spouted:

I think they've got to take some responsibility for what they do.

You organise a themed event around the title Pimps and Hoes, now what are pimps? Pimps are men who make money out of the sexual abuse of women.

If Carnage refuses to change the theme then I'd call on local Sheffield businesses to wash their hands of this bar crawl.

Carnage UK is owned by Varsity Leisure Group (VLG), which said the fancy dress theme was chosen by students, and that bars, restaurants and taxi drivers would benefit from trade created by the event. Paul Bahia, of VLG, said:

We strongly disagree that a fancy dress theme such as ours for our event in any way trivialises violence towards women, and really we would be surprised if the public disagreed, given the frequency of these events.

Some 2,000 students are expected to attend the event.

Just a friendly warning miss. We've had reports of nutters in the area. You may want to cover up your double entendres

A seller of saucy seaside postcards was shocked when police officers turned up on Eastbourne Pier to investigate ludicrous claims he had been flogging obscene images.

Ian Donald has been selling the cheeky postcards for more than 20 years without complaint. He told the Herald:

I thought they were joking. And when they saw them one of the policeman was laughing at how ridiculous it was.

Apparently someone had telephoned the council and been told to call Trading Standards and was then told if the images were obscene then it was a matter for the police.

Postcards like this are part of the English seaside. They are not obscene, they are just cheeky humour. I don't see how anyone could be offended by them.

Earlier this week the Herald was contacted by Ashley Steinschauer, an assistant minister at the Elim Family Church in Hartfield Road. He said he had been shocked to see displays of nudity in local gift shops and had reported the matter to the authorities. He said the fact that children could see the postcards was unacceptable and had particular scorn for Donald's shop.

MichaelG was somewhat unimpressed by the Daily Mail rant about computer games caught up in a tragic case of child suicide:

So, a 14 year-old with relationship and family problems, who also happened to be a Call of Duty fan, kills himself and that`s the fault of Call of Duty? WTF?!

Therumbler adds:

The Mail then concludes the article with a trailer for the next CoD game.

It contains the warning:

VIDEO: Watch the latest Call of Duty trailer: WARNING not suitable for children

Now something doesn't match up with the Daily Mail's stance. They've put something up on the internet that they admit is unsuitable for children - where is the age verification?

Meanwhile the Melon Farmers are not the only commentators who have picked up on this Daily Mail rant

How The Daily Mail Uses Tragedy To Spread Gaming Fear

See article from rockpapershotgun.com

The Daily Mail has again tried to prove that playing games is deadly. The tragic story of a 14 year old who killed himself has been twisted by the national newspaper, in a attempt to profit from his death by propagandising the cause of his suicide. This is too sad.

...Read the full  article

Comment: It Was All The Daily Mail's Fault!

8th September 2012. See  article from  cinema-extreme.blogspot.com by Pooch

Comment: Website Blocking

9th September 2012. From Therumbler

In regards to the Daily Mail, if the new website blocking law gets through, does anyone fancy trying to get the Mail blocked? The irony would be hilarious.

Sexual imagery unsuitable for children or objectifying women (which ever works):

Dead body from fatal accident

Dead Gadaffi

Sex toy article including demonstration video

Sex toy article including demonstration video

A christian campaign has whinged at a new iPhone fitness app to teach pole dancing.

The Pole Dancer Pro software was launched earlier this month and boasts that it can transform its users into a lap dancing sexpot . It's also claimed workouts will inject a new lease of life into bedroom fantasies .

Pole dancing instructor Jessica Jackson shows users a step by step demonstration in the art of tease, erotic moves, and seductive eye contact . The £ 1.49 app is rated suitable for children aged 12 upwards noting: mild sexual content or nudity .

Jo Squires, Director of BIG Ministries, is demanding the app is banned. She said:

When I read the description for the app Pole Dancer Pro I couldn't believe that it was deemed suitable for people as young as 12.

We already bombard children with images of perfectly-formed men and women, and clothing that is making our girls grow up way before their time.

I'm all for encouraging new ways of helping people to keep fit, but do we really want to create a generation of children who are fully equipped in, what the app describes as, the 'art of tease', 'erotic moves' and 'seductive eye contact'?

Perhaps we should get back to running around, making mud pies or skipping to help our children get fit, and leave the pole dancing to the over 18s.