SexMachines.co.uk specialises in sex machines, everything from handheld
masturbators right up to top of the range fucking machines. At the more
familiar end of the range, there are Fleshlights, Fleshjacks and Hitachi
Magic Wands. And at the more unique end of the range, well!... we'll get
on to those later.
All the devices and plenty of accessories are
available from the online store along with lubes and essentials.
The website is well laid and easy to navigate with the list of of
categories listed on the traditional right hand side. Selecting the
categories leads to a wealth of information about the available
machines. Of course plenty of information is required, as many of the
machines are not familiar products, even for this regular reviewer of
online sex shops.
A fascinating and unique online store that is perhaps best described by taking a
look at some of the products on offer:
Caesar Love Machine
the previous 2.0 the Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine™
is brand new for 2013 and has improved on the 2.0 version by making the
model faster and more robust than ever.
Whether you use the 3.0 as a penetration machine or
as a male masturbation machine you will not be disappointed.
You choose the speed (65 to 300 thrusts per minute!)
...you choose the angle. Whether used solo or with partner(s), the
Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine™ Machine
will bring a new level of excitement to your sex life. Imagine the
The whisper quiet motor and powerful pumping action
can make any session a fun, stimulating one for users.
Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine™
is highly adjustable to find your ideal situation. Use the machine to
pound you anally or vaginally. The machine can also be used with
friends. Have them control the attached remote while you are bound by
the hands (for example).
The business is a
member of AITA, which is UK's Adult Industry Trade Association.
In addition to website contact, there is a telephone order line,
Payments and billing is secure and discreet. UK delivery is free, and
there are options for next day delivery.
Worldwide delivery is available to nearly every part of the globe.
The LoveBotz Bangin Bench Extreme Sex Stool is a cost effective way to enjoy sex the way it is meant to be felt by bouncing up and down on a nice firm cock. The obvious benefit over real sex is that you can choose the size of your member to
screw into the harness; or you can remove the base of the bench and replace it with the real thing, get fucked whilst sitting down and bouncing up and down or how about giving your lover a face full of pussy or enjoy his or her probing tongue.
The LoveBotz Bangin Bench Extreme Sex Stool is very easy to assemble and when not in use can be discretely stored in a cupboard.
have a tempting deal at the moment , their customers can save £40 -- instead of £169 rrp you can buy now for only £129 -- an amazing low price for a product that is guaranteed to bring adventure to your sex life.
LoveBotz Bangin Bench Extreme Sex Stool is not electrical, weighs just 3.5kg and has a 1 year worldwide warranty it comes in a retail presentation box with instructions. Visit the helpful guys at sexmachines.co.uk for more information or to
order this important addition to your love life.
It's the launch of the Fleshlight® Launch
, co-produced by Fleshlight and Kiiroo® . The Fleshlight Launch heralds a joint venture into the world of interactive sex by two leading sex toy manufacturers. Technology has often been driven by the adult industry, from cine film projectors in
the 1970s, video cassette recorders in the 80s, DVD players and satellite tv porn channels in the 90s, and internet in the new millennium. Now virtual reality is playing a huge part as the porn industry looks to fulfil the public's craving for
realistic adult entertainment and sexual pleasure without commitment.
The Launch is brand new to the market providing the user with a fully automated blow-job or fuck by connecting to virtual reality or point of view porn databases, giving the user real time hands-free sexual enjoyment. The Launch offers a fully
customisable platform as the user is free to insert their choice of compatible Fleshlight masturbator or Kiiroo's own Pearl or Onyx into the device and watch their favourite porn star in action.
Think of this experience which is a main selling point of the Launch -- you buy a Fleshlight moulded to your favourite porn star's pussy and you insert the Fleshlight into the Launch , you then connect the Launch by Bluetooth to the internet and
sync up with the porn star's virtual reality or point of view content -- this has to be the nearest us mere mortals will fuck the woman of our dreams in an almost life-like experience!
The Launch is very quiet, the only time the sound might travel is in fast mode (180 strokes per minute). The Launch is safe as it is latex and phthalate free. The Launch is fully compatible with all standard sized Fleshlights , most modern
virtual reality headwear and the complete feelme.com website.
At last an affordable sex machine
that provides the man with an amazing sexual experience. In addition to the Launch you will need a Fleshlight , Pearl or Onyx masturbator and to enjoy the virtual reality experience you will need a phone, virtual reality headwear and a content
provider subscription such as feelme.com. For those who need a quickie the Launch will work without internet connection and can be used as a manual device.
In the retail presentation box you will receive the Fleshlight Launch , instructions for use and care, a USB charger lead and 1 year warranty information; the device is not supplied with a masturbator. UK leading sex machine stockist
is selling the Fleshlight Launch for just £249.00* including free next day delivery; you can give them a call now on 0800 707 6063 or visit their website for full details of this great deal.
*approximately 325USD and 290Euros, please check exchange rates.
The science behind female orgasm has led to the invention of the vibrating chair. The early players in this market have brought expensive products to the market and made it difficult for those on a budget -- the wait is over as affordability
coupled with quality has arrived in the form of Pipedream's Rockin' Char.
Aimed at the female market and particularly for those who require non-penetrative sensations through the clitoris or anus with or without the need to strip off. If you or your partner would benefit from this kind of thrilling experience then
Pipedream's Rockin' Chair is the answer. It has been suggested that the secret behind a prefect female orgasm is the rocking motion combined with non-penetrative stimulation -- the Rockin Chair covers this criteria perfectly.
The Rockin' Chair is made by world renowned sex toy manufacturer Pipedream in its Chinese factory making it available in the UK at sex machine
for just £349.00.
What's in the box? -- You get the chair with its vibrating inflatable hot seat, a blindfold, body lotion and toy cleaner. There is a handy corded controller and power supply unit, the Rockin' Chair comes in a glossy retail presentation box with
instructions and has a 1 year worldwide warranty.
We highly recommend the Rockin' Chair as it is beautifully designed, can be left in a room and passed off as an exercise chair or trendy seat and will deliver powerful stimulation via its electric motor. The Rockin' Chair is primarily designed
for solo use but its cunning design allows for a partner to penetrate whilst the chair attends to other erogenous zones.
Designed primarily for the male this sucking machine will bring you to a heightened orgasm that will make you wonder if sexual satisfaction could be any better! -- The
Milker Automatic Deluxe Stroker Machine
has two cylinders and is designed for automatic sucking and stroking. The large cylinder will house the male member whilst the smaller cylinder can be used on the penis head or by a female partner to stimulate their clitoris.
The Milker Automatic Deluxe Stroker Machine is designed and manufactured by Love Botz and sexmachines.co.uk have struck a sensational deal with this US company -- instead of £699 rrp you can buy now for only £499 -- an amazing low price of £200
below the RRP.
We highly recommend this quality product which will last many years. The suction power is awesome and will provide wonderfully fulfilling orgasms time after time. Whether you want to keep this
as your dark secret or share its amazing talents with your partner we feel sure you will not be disappointed with the amazing Milker Automatic Deluxe Stroker Machine.
What's in the box? -- You get the machine with a deluxe speed controller, a power supply unit and power cord in a glossy retail presentation box with instructions and has a 1 year worldwide warranty. The Milker Automatic Deluxe Stroker Machine
is professionally housed in a secure lockable case ensuring all its parts are kept securely together for many years of pleasurable use. Visit the great team at SexMachines.co.uk
for more information or to order this superb male pleasure device.
The long awaited arrival of the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine
is over for customers of sexmachines.co.uk who have secured a limited number of these amazing machines ahead of the official release date at the end of this year. If you want to be one of the first people in the world to experience the most
powerful and versatile fucking and masturbation machine on the planet, then don't delay and head straight to sexmachines.co.uk.
What has this awesome machine got in its arsenal and how does it compare to the ever popular 2010 version Blue Balls XL? -- The Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is manufactured by leading US company Diva® who have been making precision made
high quality adult products since 1973. The Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is constructed from heat treated, highly strengthened industrial steel which is corrosion resistant. The machine is brushed with graphite giving it a quieter operation
for those living in close proximity to others. The high powered ½ horsepower motor providing a torque of 40-in-lbs ensures the user will be more than satisfied with its performance. The stroke length is up to 8 inches with a stroke speed range
from 0-300 RPM. The newly patented Rat-A-Tat mode is standard and gives a real sex feel to the user by the thrusting action of short, rapid strokes, which at a mind blowing 300 thrusts per minute is sure to provide the best orgasm possible.
There is a spindle wheel to provide easy height adjustment of the machine up to 15 inches. The Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine comes with the correct power source for your country and has an ultra safe low voltage power adaptor. The product is
CE certified and ROHS compliant and comes with a 1 year UK and Worldwide warranty. All in all the Blue Balls XL 2.0 is a beefed up version of the popular Blue Balls XL, with greater versatility, the addition of the Diva deluxe
adaptor and the amazing Rat-A-Tat mode.
If you are looking for a fucking machine
with the latest technology and built with engineering expertise the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is the answer. Fantastic power, strong and stable build quality, the compatibility with Vac-U-Lock attachments, the huge range a sexual
positions that are available for the user and the ease of assembling and disassembling makes the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine the best on offer at a price to fit most budgets.
Sexmachines.co.uk have put together an amazing package, in addition to the machine the buyer will receive a Diva Vac-U-Lock adaptor, a Sexflesh® Male masturbator w/tightening ring, a Sexflesh Vac-U-Lock 6 inch beige phallic penis, a Diva
silicone 6 inch anal stimulator and a Diva deluxe speed controller. Head down to SexMachines.co.uk
now before they sell out of the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine the ideal choice for penetration and male masturbation!
If you or your partner is a serious sex player then SexMachines.co.uk
has the perfect machine for you. Hot on the market is the Kink ® Power Banger Fucking Machine. This machine is not for the faint-hearted, it is a serious hardcore fucking machine that will reach new levels of sexual pleasure for its user. The
Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine is a very powerful sex device, which is built to withstand the most exacting action, speeds of up to 195 strokes a minute will satisfy all but a very few demanding sex enthusiasts.
The Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine
is made by Doc Johnson® and sexmachines.co.uk have struck a sensational deal with this leading US company the benefit of which is shared with their customers -- instead of £599rrp you can buy now for only £469 -- a highly competitive price for a
top notch product that offers so much.
The Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine being built by Doc Johnson means that no other machine is better designed for the huge range of attachments including Doc Johnson's very own
system. The machine has four strong suction cups which ensure the most rigorous activity will leave the machine securely rooted to the spot.
The important specifications of the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine are an adjustable arm for precise positioning, a stroke length of 2.36 inches (6cm) and can deliver up to 195 strokes per minute. The
is compatible with Doc Johnson's Vac-U-Lock system which offers an enormous range of accessories (also available from sexmachines.co.uk).
What's in the box? -- You get the machine with an adjustable corded speed controller, a power supply unit and a Vac-U- lock® adaptor box which all comes in a glossy presentation box with instructions and has a 1 year worldwide warranty. Visit
the great team at sexmachines.co.uk for more information or to order this powerful machine designed for the discerning customer.
A new exciting and unique pleasure device has just hit the market and is available at
sexmachines.co.uk, the MiaMaxx 3" Thrusting Hand Held Fucking Machine
gives the feel of a real fuck with its craftily designed thrusting ability which penetrates at the press of a button. If you have thought about a sex toy which works like a penetrating sex machine rather than the usual vibrator or dildo we
cannot recommend more highly the MiaMaxx 3" Thrusting Hand Held Fucking Machine as your taster to the world of sex machines.
MiaMaxx 3" Thrusting Hand Held Fucking Machine is available at SexMachines.co.uk
who have struck a great deal with this Australian company slashing the price by £130 -- instead of £269 rrp you can buy now for only £139 -- an amazing low price for a product that offers so much.
MiaMaxx 3" Thrusting Hand Held Fucking Machine
powerfully thrusts three inches into the vagina or anus in a manner akin to a real lover. There are 7 adjustable vibration settings and 3 different speed intensities. The MiaMaxx 3" Thrusting Hand Held Fucking Machine is fully rechargeable
via a usb lead (charge in the same way as your mobile phone). There is a choice of an all black model or a deep purple one. The MiaMaxx 3" Thrusting Hand Held Fucking Machine does the penetration for you rather than a conventional sex toy
which works by the user pushing it in and out.
What's in the box? -- You get the MiaMaxx 3" Thrusting Hand Held Fucking Machine with a MiaMaxx silicone sleeve , a USB charging lead and a gift box with velvet pouch and instructions and has a 1 year worldwide warranty. The guys at
sexmachines.co.uk are throwing in a free MiaMaxx silicone head worth £49.99 so don't delay and v isit the great team at sexmachines.co.uk for more information or to order this amazing handheld pleasure device.
Everyone should experience ultimate sexual pleasure -- when the partner is not available second best might turn out to be best of all when you experience the
Stoking Man III.
If you have thought about a sophisticated sex toy rather than the usual little helper then we cannot recommend more highly the Stroking Man III as your introduction to the world of powerful sex devices.
The Stroking Man III is made by Love Moment and SexMachines.co.uk
have struck a sensational deal with this Chinese company the benefit of which is shared with their customers -- instead of £199.99 rrp you can buy now for only £99.99 -- an amazing low price for a product that offers so much.
The Stroking Man III has a strong sucker allowing a secure fit to most flat surfaces. Fit yours to a smooth tile on the bathroom wall and enjoy being pounded doggy style; you could mount the Stroking Man III on the floor and have a lovely ride;
alternatively try the machine hand held in missionary position -- the choice is only limited by your imagination.
Improvements on previous editions include more power, less noise and a more compact design. The suction cup design has changed so that the machine can be used against many different surfaces and not just smooth surfaces such as glass and tiles.
Previous versions were restricted to a combined thrust and vibration setting; the Stroking Man III allows separate control of thrust and vibration.
What's in the box? -- You get the sex machine
with its suction cup, an 8" silicone dildo in beige, a remote controller, a power supply unit and power cord in a retail presentation box with instructions and has a 1 year worldwide warranty. Visit the great team at sexmachines.co.uk for
more information or to order this magnificent alternative to a real man!