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Film Festivals

  •   FrightFest Main event in London is at the August bank holiday but there is also an event in Glasgow early in the year
  •   Abertoir The International Horror Film Festival of Wales, November
  • GrimmFest International Festival of Horror and Cult Films in Manchester. Early October
  •   Mayhem Horror Film Festival Mayhem Horror Film Festival. Nottingham, early November

UK Censors

  •   VSC Video Standards Council (VSC) is the UK video games censor administering the application of PEGI ratings
  •   ASA UK Advertising Standards Authority
  •   BBFC British Board of Film Classification. The state appointed film, video and internet porn censor
  •   Children's BBFC Website for younger children offering games, puzzles, information and news
  •   Ofcom TV, satellite, cable, radio, telecoms and internet censor
  •   UKCCIS UK Council for Child Internet Safety
  •   Department for Culture, Media, Sport , Proscription & Censorship
  •   The Home Office still in charge of the obscene Obscene Publications Act
  •   Ministry of Justice As if New Labour know the meaning of the word justice
  •   D-Notices Discreet UK censorship of security matters
  •   HM Customs The censors with the most awesome powers.

International Censors

  •   World Ratings   A useful guide from Wikipedia
  •   Australia  Classification Board (previously Office of Film & Literature Classification)
  •   Australia  ACMA, Australian Communication and Media Authority, TV Censor
  •   Australia   eSafetyCommissioner
  •   Austria  Bundesministerium fur bildung, wissenschaft und kultur
  •   Brazil   Ministry of Justice
  •   Canada: British Columbia   Consumer Protection British Columbia whose remit includes film censorship
  •   Canada: Nova Scotia   Film censorship is administered by the Maritime Film Classification Board
  •   Canada: Quebec  Quebec - Regie du Cinema
  •   Canada  Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission
  •   Canada   CBSC Canadian Broadcast Standards Council
  •   Canada  CBSA: Canada Border Services Agency maintains a list of banned films and books
  •   Denmark  Medieraadet, classifiers (Danish language)
  •   Europe: PEGI   Pan European Game Information
  •   Finland  VET, film classifiers who use the word 'classifiers' honestly
  •   France  Centre National de la cinematographie: Commission de Classification (French language)
  •   Germany  FSF, television regulators (German language)
  •   Germany  FSK, film & video censors (German language)
  •   Germany  USK, Computer game censors (German language)
  •   Hong Kong   Office for Film, Newspaper and Article Administration of the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region
  •   Hungary  Nemzeti Media
  •   India  Central Board of Film Certification
  •   India   Indian Broadcasting Foundation includes the TV censors of the Broadcasting Content Complaint Council
  •   Ireland  Film Censor Office
  •   Ireland   Broadcasting Authority of Ireland
  •   Ireland  Censorship of Publications Board
  •   Kenya  Kenya Film Classification Board (KFCB) website
  •   Malaysia   Film Censorship Board of Malaysia (LPF)
  •   Malta  Board Of Film And Stage Classification
  •   Netherlands Kijkwijzer, self classification guidelines (Dutch & English)
  •   New Zealand  Office of Film and Literature Classification (OFLC)
  •   New Zealand   Film & Video Labelling Body (FVLB) Body decides on using Australian or UK film ratings when appropriate
  •   New Zealand   Advertising Standards Authority (ASA)
  •   Nigeria  National Film & Video Board (NFVCB)
  •   Norway  Norwegian Media Authority
  •   Poland  Krajowa Rada Radiowym i Telewizyjnym (KRRiT)  TV & radio censors
  •   Singapore  Media Development Authority (MDA)
  •   South Africa   Film and Publication Board (FPB)
  •   South Africa   Broadcasting Complaints Commission South Africa (BCCSA)
  •   South Korea   Game Rating Board
  •   South Korea  KMRB, Korea Media Rating Board
  •   Sweden  Statens medieråd (Swedish Media Council) The site is Swedish & English language
  •   Switzerland  Commission du Cinema du Canton de Geneve & Vaud
  •   UAE  National Media Council
  •   USA  MPAA Censors, but at least their advice is voluntary
  •   USA  MPAA's Classification and Rating administration (CARA) searchable ratings website
  •   USA  ESRB Entertainment Software Ratings Board. Self assessed computer game ratings


Liberty and Privacy

Other Sites UK version of anti-censorship website World version of anti-censorship website Expurgated version of Melon Farmers
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  Your Business Accountants Accountants and business advisers in Perth, West Australia
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  Global Network of Sex Work Projects Promoting health and human rights
  Prostitutes Collective Aampaigning for the abolition of the prostitution laws
  Support And Advice For Escorts Independents supporting each other
  Holistic Wisdom Holistic & Sexual Health for the mind, body & spirit

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