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La Mule...

Selected releases at Hot Movies


Link Here5th July 2022
La Mule is a 2022 Europe adult film by Eva Lange (Jacquie et Michel ELITE)

Starring Ania Kinski

Promotional material

While she thought she would have a peaceful vacation in Romania, her home country, Lucie is taken by local Cartel members. Her fiancé tried to smuggle narcotics, by hiding it in her underwear. Smarter than they thought, she bounds with her cellmates and takes advantage of the sexual tension between the gangsters to pull their strings. But will she be able to escape?

See worldwide VoD at Hot Movies

 

 

Asian Beauties...

Selected releases at AEBN


Link Here30th June 2022
Asian Beauties is a 2022 US adult film (Private Media)

Promotional Material

Japanese, Chinese, Korean and Thai, we love all Asians alike here at Private and with the art and mastery of sex that only Eastern babes know how, you'd be crazy to miss a single minute of our oriental beauties in action! Passionate, dominant, sexy and with centuries of sexual tradition behind them, Rina Ellis, Sharon Lee, Rae Lil Black, Katana and Yimming Curiosity come as a real treat to the Western world as they show off their liberal and naturalistic approach to sex and how to handle cock like a pro! Private's Asian Beauties - a selection of the best Asian girls seen recently on Private don't miss it!
See VoD at AEBN

 

 

John Thomas The Buxom Lady Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 27th June 2022

As the name suggests, the The Buxom Lady is modelled on a beautiful set of well rounded curves. Each compounding the pleasure as the dildo slips deeper inside.

Sculpted from vivid green Platinum Silicone, the dildo consists of a delicate head, an ample bosum, and truely voluminous hips.

Lovingly designed by John Thomas Toys this dong is produced from hand crafted moulds, and this time round, the designers tip their hats to the wonders of the female form.

This voluptuous lady is sure to please your every demand.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

My Real Swinger's Orgy...

Selected releases at CD Universe


Link Here27th June 2022
My Real Swinger's Orgy is a 2016 adult film by Pascal Lucas , Herve Bodilis

Starring: Anna Polina, Marie Marlo, Joss Lescaf, Juan Lucho, Ricky Mancini and Eddy Blackone

See R0 DVD at CD Universe

 

 

Porn quotas...

Canada seems to be demand that the likes of Pornhub in Canada carries 35% Canadian content


Link Here26th June 2022
The text of a new amendment to the Canadian Broadcasting Act demanding a set percentage of Canadian content on platforms available nationwide definitely also applies to adult content, according to regulatory experts.

The amendment, Bill C-11, fails to clarify exactly how the Canadianness of a porn scene or piece of OnlyFans content should be determined. The bill has already passed in the House of Commons, and moves to the Senate.

The bill required that the likes of Netflix, YouTube and even Instagram will soon be forced to subject their content to Canada's famously onerous strictures on Canadian content.

Peter Menzies, a former Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) vice chair who now opposes the bill -- has asserted that online porn will almost certainly fall within the bill's purview:

The final decision regarding who's in and who's out is to be made in a future CRTC hearing, but it's difficult to imagine Commissioners giving Pornhub and its many hours of user-generated content an exemption.

The CRTC has previously regulated erotic channels broadcast in Canada, including XXX Action Clips and the gay-oriented Maleflixxx, to ensure that at least 35% of their adult content was Canadian, or the equivalent of 8.5 hours of Canadian porn per day.

Under the current mandatory system for TV, content creators must file detailed budgets with the CRTC to prove minimum quotas of Canadian actors, Canadian crew and even the quantity of production costs that were verifiably spent in Canada.

 

 

Private...

Galleries from Private and Private Classics


Link Here25th June 2022

Private Gallery 1
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Private Gallery 3
Private Classics Gallery 4
Private Classics Gallery 5
Private Classics Gallery 6
Private Black 7

Private VOD

 

 

Motion Love Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here24th June 2022

Motion Love Machine is designed and manufactured by Diva the No.1 sex machine manufacturer since 1973, with Diva's years of expertise and innovation this is a great fucking machine.

The Motion Love Machine delivers incredible power and speed. Its low noise out-put & angle adjustability makes the Motion Love Machine excellent value. It has an incredible powerful thrust and torque level as well as angle adjustability. The heavy steel frame which is made from high quality durable black powder coating makes it very stable indeed. The Motion has 14 different angle positions from horizontal to vertical (over 180 degrees) no other machine is capable of this.

This machine has the EZ knob system which makes dismantling, storage and positioning quick and easy, taking all the stress out of your sex machine experience.

The Motion Love machine offers huge flexibility from a relatively small machine and price, it is compatible with the vac-u-lock system which give hundreds of possibilities for fun and is packed in a glossy presentation box.

With a massive 7 inch thrust stroke and up to 220 strokes a minute, this fucking machine  offers deep fast penetration. The Motion weighs just 9kg making it easy to move about and store, it has a 4ft corded controller, a very quiet motor, requires no batteries, is CE certified, ROHS compliant and offers a 1 year worldwide warranty.

See further details from SexMachines.co.uk

 

 

 

Big Boob Angels...

Selected releases at Hot Movies


Link Here23rd June 2022
Big Boob Angels is a 2022 US adult film (BAM Visions)

Starring Jasmine Wilde

Promotional material

Attention, Tit Men: BAM Visions presents "Big Boob Angels" -- four hot chicks with fabulous fun bags do dirty deeds with co-director / top stud Mick Blue as co-director Maestro Claudio's caressive camera follows the bouncing breasts! To start her scene, each girl flaunts her figure in a bikini, juicy jugs spilling forth. And each buxom babe wraps her knockers around her partner's big cock for a luscious titty fuck! Naturally busty brunette Jasmine Wilde talks with Mick, shining up her fleshy rack with oil throughout. She stares deeply into the camera as she slurps Mick's massive meat, drooling through a sloppy blowjob. Jasmine sucks her own breast as he fucks her wet slit; she straddles his prick, fingering her clit. And the dirty girl lewdly licks his asshole! Tall, tan porn starlet Armani Black lies spread-eagled on the couch for Mick's pussy eating. As his thick dick drills her cunt, resplendent Armani's big boobs bounce with every thrust. She rides his boner, moaning, and Mick opens her butthole with a toy. Armani spreads widely, proudly posing her gaping rectum. A hard-banging buttfuck comes with nasty, ass-to-mouth fellatio and more messy cleavage cramming. Blonde beauty Bunny Madison chats with Mick about anal sex, eager to get the action started! She masturbates, and slobber seeps from her lips as she blows him. Hard poon pounding evolves into wild sodomy! Bunny moans through a passionate rectal reaming. Cute blonde Slimthick Vic's natural body radiates lusty heat. She and Mick make out on the couch, and Vic hops onto his lap for rowdy rod riding. He nails her hot twat and harshly fucks her face! Vic gives him a raunchy, mid- scene rim job, and she laps his balls. This heated affair climaxes with a cum facial.

See worldwide VoD at Hot Movies

 

 

Menage A Trois 2...

Selected releases at AEBN


Link Here20th June 2022
Menage A Trois 2 is a US adult film (SexArt)

Promotional Material

As Anya Krey and Baby Nicols kiss playfully, their flirtatious smiles encourage Chris Torres to move closer and enjoy both of these sexy girlfriends. Katarina Rina and Lilly Bella are a couple who share everything, including a threesome with handsome stranger Nick Ross on the sunshine island of Tenerife. Cute brunettes Baby Nicols and Gina Ferocious are in the mood for sensual sex on the beach with Chris Torres, including some tasty foreplay with freshly squeezed orange juice. After dirty dancing at a club, adventurous girlfriends Stacy Bloom and Emylia Argan put on a show on the train home for lucky Don Diego, leading to a spontaneous threeway.
See VoD at AEBN

 

 

Undercover...

Selected releases at CD Universe


Link Here17th June 2022
Undercover is a 2017 adult film by Ludovic Dekan , Marc Dorcel , Herve Bodilis

Starring: Megan Rain, Alexa Tomas, Cassie Del Isla, Apolonia Lapiedra, Ania Kinski, Mina Sauvage, Rose Valerie, Kristof Cale, Ricky Mancini and Emilio Ardana

See R0 DVD at CD Universe

 

 

Private...

Galleries from Private and Private Black


Link Here14th June 2022

Private Gallery 1
Private Gallery 2
Private Gallery 3
Private Classics Gallery 4
Private Classics Gallery 5
Private Classics Gallery 6
Private Black 7

Private VOD

 

 

Squirt Games Part 2...

Selected releases at Hot Movies


Link Here10th June 2022
Squirt Games Part 2 is a 2022 Europe adult film (SugarBabesTv)

Starring Kiara Candy

Promotional material

Welcome to Squirt Games again at Sugarbabes.tv, with a whole new dose of this parody series. In the second part, we see a new VIP client enter the story, while he is looking forward to starting the next game. Meanwhile, Front Man is upset with one of the masked workers and offers him one last chance to atone. In short, he has to prove his submission by presenting a show that will make the VIPs horny. In conclusion, the pussy of the lost contestant must be torn! So will he be able to meet the mission?

See worldwide VoD at Hot Movies

 

 

John Thomas Umbungo's Finger Platinum Silicone Anal Probe...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here8th June 2022

Created to stimulate and tantalise the anus, Umbungo's Finger has been ergonomically designed to slip comfortably deep inside and arouse every anal erogenous pleasure point.

Umbungo's Finger is presented in a rich red colour and features a long slender digit. The tip of the finger is nice and narrow, as you travel down the shaft, the girth widens and you meet two prominent knuckles which feels wonderful as you slide it in deeper.

Recommended by John Thomas Toys to be used handheld - either alone or with a partner - this sex toy does still feature Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatibility for your convenience.

Lashings of lubricant are required for all anal play as this curious finger does it's work.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

I Love Porn...

Selected releases at AEBN


Link Here8th June 2022
I Love Porn is a US adult film (NSFW Films)

Promotional Material

Who could forget that rush of finding your dad's porn stash in the back of the closet? Popping in the VHS tape and hitting play, waiting to see what those dirty girls were getting into next! NSFW's Chees XXX wants to bring you back to the glory days of porn, where the plot was simple, the girls were hot and the sex was fun!
See VoD at AEBN

 

 

Dorcel Airlines: Indecent Flight Attendants...

Selected releases at CD Universe


Link Here6th June 2022
Dorcel Airlines: Indecent Flight Attendants is a 2019 adult film by Liselle Bailey

Starring: Mariska, Alexis Crystal, Elena Koshka, Ella Hughes, Misha Cross, Mariska X, Pascal White, Luke Hardy and Axel Aces

See R0 DVD at CD Universe

 

 

My Pleasurer Love Machine...

Review


Link Here 4th June 2022

Diva's My Pleasurer™ Love Machine delivers incredible power, angle adjustability and performance at an affordable price

It provides up to 300 thrusts per minute to make you explode with excitement every single time!

This sex machine includes two dildo attachments so you're ready to go straight out of the box

The machine is designed and engineered for flexible operation and can be used for both horizontal and vertical thrusting.

See further details about My Pleasurer Love Machine from sexmachines.co.uk

See My Pleasurer Sex Machines video from YouTube

 

 

June VOD Sale...

30% off Jules Jordan VODs


Link Here4th June 2022
  June 2 Week VOD Sale at AdultEmpire.com

MILF VOD Sale:  30% off Jules Jordan

Sale Starts: June 2 Sale Ends: June 15 (4pm EST)

See sale from adultempire.com

 

 

Private...

Galleries from Private and Private Classics


Link Here2nd June 2022

Private Gallery 1
Private Gallery 2
Private Gallery 3
Private Classics Gallery 4
Private Classics Gallery 5
Private Classics Gallery 6
Private Black 7

Private VOD

 

 

Revenge...

Selected releases at Hot Movies


Link Here30th May 2022
Revenge is a 2022 Europe adult film by Herve Bodilis (Dorcel)

Starring Cherry Kiss

Promotional material

Tonight, Emily Willis and Cherry Kiss have a date with Kristof Cale, a charming bachelor on a business trip to Paris who thinks he's hosting two high-class escorts. Although they are experts in all areas of pleasure, the two young women are in fact professional hustlers who take advantage of the influential men they meet to get money or important documents that they can sell to the highest bidder.

See worldwide VoD at Hot Movies

 

 

Arabian Nights...

Selected releases at AEBN


Link Here29th May 2022
Arabian Nights is a US adult film by Barbie Sins (Harmony Films Ltd.)

Promotional Material

The Sultan invites you to enter his world of debauchery and wickedness. Watch the slaves enter the Harem, hidden from the world; their sole purpose is to satisfy the insatiable sexual appetite of the men who guard them. Live out your most deviant, depraved fantasies. Once you enter, you'll never want to leave. Cum with us on an exotic adventure to explore the domain of the Sultan, his loyal men and the women of the Harem that serve them. Watch them submitting themselves to their masters, getting their tight little holes stuffed with large pounding cocks. Taken to new sexual heights screaming in ecstasy! From beautiful lesbian addicts to anal loving whores- this is one Arabian Nights you don't want to miss!
See VoD at AEBN

 

 

John Thomas Xtro Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews


Link Here 24th May 2022

Aliens feature heavily in the current John Thomas Toys collection, Xtro is possibly the best of the bunch. He's a mischievous and delinquent alien awaiting to impregnate his next victim.

A beautiful purple platinum silicone dong boasts a huge bulbous glans head. The shaft is riddled with glorious ridges and bumps down to its aggressive looking base.

Intensely curved he is particularly suited to slipping deep inside the anus and stimulating the male P-Spot.

Xtro took an eternity to perfect but he is one of the creations we are most proud of.

He is compatible with both vacuum dildo systems and O-Ring fastening. Body safe and allergy free, Xtro is also non-porous and stain resistant. Clean in the dishwasher.

See further details at John Thomas Toys

 

 

Black Widow XXX...

Selected releases at CD Universe


Link Here23rd May 2022
Black Widow XXX is a 2022 adult film by Axel Braun

Starring: Elena Koshka, Kenzie Taylor, Lacy Lennon, Mick Blue, Ramon Nomar, John Strong, Seth Gamble and Casey Kisses

See R0 DVD at CD Universe

 

 

Caesar 3.0 Love Machine...

Review


Link Here21st May 2022

We at www.sexmachines.co.uk have been trading since 2004 and have sold thousands of different types of fucking machines ranging from budget sex machines around £ 90 to premium orgasm machines over £ 2500 - but there's one particular fucking machine that sells incredibly well and always has +feedback from our customers...that is the Caesar 3.0 Love Machine - here's why this sex device is one of our top sellers:

  • Caesar 3.0 is ultra quiet even at full speed.
     
  • Caesar 3.0 has a mid range price point - excellent value.
     
  • Caesar 3.0 love machine is available in UK/EU 220V or US110V

Ceasar 3.0 includes FREE sex machine attachments and www.sexmachines.co.uk also includes a FREE Caesar Vac-U-Lock adaptor worth £ 24.99 that will allow the user to attach any Vac-U-Lockdildo to it. No other retailer includes this adaptor for free !

Caesar 3.0 fucking machine has a MIG welded steel frame and flat base, which allows the user to slide under her/his mattress and enjoy getting fucked or sucked on the bed.

Caesar 3.0 sex machine is manufactured by Topco Sales who are the leading manufacturer in the USA for sex toys.

Caesar 3.0 orgasm machine also comes with a FREE male masturbator toy, simply screw it onto the end of the Caesar rod shaft and this amazing penetration machine then turns into a male masturbation machine ...allowing the user to get wanked off from 0 - 130 pumps per minute!!

Stroke length is not adjustable however has a generous 6 stroke length, which is suitable for anal or vaginal use.

The mast erects within seconds and then you simply slide on the arm, secure and you're away.

Comes with retail packaging presentation box and instructions.

Can be used on laminate flooring, lino, carpet and slid under your bed mattress, if you find the Caesar 3.0 Love moving when on full power, we find putting some blu tak under the base helps.

Caesar 3.0 also has a corded remote control box allowing user to adjust settings when in use and allows complete control of device to user.

Hot pink powdered coated & chrome plated, which is not simply a painted product, powder coating is durable and scratches are minimal.

Our Rating:

  • value: 9/10
  • power: 8/10
  • durability: 8/10
  • functionality: 10/10
  • performance: 10/10

 

 

 

Private...

Galleries from Private and Private Classics


Link Here21st May 2022

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Private Classics Gallery 4
Private Classics Gallery 5
Private Classics Gallery 6
Private Black 7

Private VOD


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