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News Saturday 10th April...

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Let's jail everybody who fibs or exaggerates to get laid
New York state bill demands fully factual consent before people can have sex
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Dakota Johnson calls for the 'right' words to be used when referring to sex toys
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Anti-porn campaigners analyse video titles on major porn tubes and with the help of a little stretching of the English language conclude that 1 in 8 are 'sexually violent'

News Sunday 4th April...

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Comes to nothing
Climax lap dancing club closes in Colchester

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News Monday 29th March...

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Sexual Expression is Being Banned Online
Free Speech Coalition Europe petitions the EU about considering the rights of sex workers in upcoming internet censorship laws

News Saturday 27th March...

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No comments
Government notes that porn websites without user comments or uploads will not be within the censorship regime of the upcoming Online Safety Bill

News Wednesday 24th March...

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Ofcom thinks it can 'regulate' cancel culture, PC lynch mobs and the kangaroo courts of wokeness
The new internet censor sets outs its stall for the censorship of video sharing platforms
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Virtue signalling in law
Utah Governor signs law requiring internet devices sold locally to be pre-loaded with Net Nanny like porn blocking software
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Perhaps now is not the time to destroy people's jobs
Glasgow Council decides to introduce licensing for lap dancing clubs and postpones a decision to ban them for 18 months

News Monday 22nd March...

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Sex workers report on the latest proposed law to criminalise men and endanger women

News Friday 19th March...

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Age of censorship
An internet porn age verification bill progresses in Canada
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Updated: Dangerous legislation
A diverse group of organisations criticise Australia's hastily drafted and wide ranging internet censorship bill
Offsite Article: Jumping to conclusions over Atlanta shootings
Each 'sex worker' killed was old enough to be the alleged shooter's mother or grandmother. But massage parlor evokes a certain stereotype we must eliminate.

News Wednesday 17th March...

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Updated: All men are rapists
So peer Floella Benjamin attempts to revive porn age verification censorship because porn viewing is just one step away from park murder

News Friday 12th March...

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Don't mention the gay scene
Russian film distributors cut gay scene from the Colin Firth movie Supernova

News Wednesday 10th March...

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Advantaging foreign companies
If anyone is stupid enough to base a video sharing internet service in the UK, then you will have to sign up for censorship by Ofcom before 6th May 2021. After a year you will have to pay for the privilege too
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Updated: Stamping on people when they are down
Bristol's mayor and police commissioner seek to get lap dancing banned



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