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OnlyFans website providing subscriptions services for creators backs off from adult content
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Miserable German lawmakers have fallen in love with the lockdown rules and want sex workers to be permanently distanced 2 metres from their customers

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News Thursday 21st May...

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British gay drama cut for streaming by the US distributor but after the director's intervention the film is now uncut for rental on Amazon Prime
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Updated: Football dummies
FC Seoul replace banned crowds with sex dolls

News Wednesday 20th May...

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Poles apart
US strip clubs resume but have to consider social distancing ssues

News Tuesday 19th May...

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News Monday 18th May...

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Fun in lockdown
Dutch pragmatism encourages 'fuck buddies', whereas the UK unrealistically expects boyfriends and girlfriend to stay social distant

News Saturday 16th May...

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A crisis in intimate care services
Sex workers inevitably don't qualify for furloughing so continue to work on

News Thursday 14th May...

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It seems that coronavirus news is more interesting than sex
Channel 4's Adult Material series has been postponed to avoid competing with coronavirus news

News Wednesday 13th May...

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Moralist campaign group go over the top in their criticism of Pornhub

News Tuesday 12th May...

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US Catholic Bishops Call For Pornography Crackdown
Do they think enough time has passed since revelations of widespread child abuse by clergy that they now have the gall to preach to others about sex?
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News Friday 8th May...

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Morality in Media calls on payment companies to censor porn websites for them

News Wednesday 6th May...

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News Monday 4th May...

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Playing doctors and nurses
Greek brothels set to re-open after lockdown, but now with requirements for additional PPE

News Sunday 3rd May...

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Obituary: Samantha Fox
US porn star from the Golden Age of Porn dies aged 69

News Thursday 30th April...

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Rafiki remains banned
Kenyan high court upholds the film censor's violation of constitutional rights to freedom of expression

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