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News Friday 16th October...

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UK coronavirus rules in high risk tiers specify that boyfriends and girlfriends should stay away from each other

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News Wednesday 14th October...

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Endangered species
Sheffield's Spearmint Rhino lap dancing club decides not to renew its licence

News Tuesday 13th October...

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News Sunday 11th October...

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Noted swingers club La Chambre closes at its current venue

News Friday 9th October...

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Offsite Article: Centro University
The first school specifically for porn stars, adult influencers, and other sex workers

News Thursday 8th October...

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Offsite Article: Inappropriate practices
Strip club boss used hidden cameras to expose licensing breaches at rival venues'

News Tuesday 6th October...

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Before using internet lock devices perhaps it is a good idea to investigate how to get it unlocked in the case of power failures or hacking...especially if it is a chastity belt

News Monday 5th October...

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News Sunday 4th October...

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Russian sex shop loses its customer database
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News Friday 2nd October...

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Japanese porn producer is opening a porn related theme park.

News Tuesday 29th September...

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Diary: Unfurloughed
Monday 5th October Channel 4's Adult Material programme

News Monday 28th September...

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Miserable Sheffield
Council set to investigate hugs at a lap dancing club

News Saturday 26th September...

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Offsite Article: Black Butts Matter
Portland's Stripper Strike is over a fair crack for all performers, but does this clash with a right for customers to be turned on by whoever they like?

News Friday 25th September...

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Dutch Football team allowed sex toys logo on their strip

News Thursday 24th September...

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Are you allowed a sex life under the rule of 6?
Questions to Matt Hancock about a government law that allows only for those in an 'established relationship' reveal that casual sex is now illegal in the UK

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