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SexMachines.co.uk specialises in sex machines, everything from handheld masturbators right up to top of the range fucking machines. At the more familiar end of the range, there are Fleshlights, Fleshjacks and Magic Wands. And at the more unique end of the range, well!... we'll get on to those later.

All the devices and plenty of accessories are available from the online store along with lubes and essentials.

As of 2021 SexMachines.co.uk has expanded its repertoire into BDSM and E-Stim (Electrical Stimulation). Why not subscribe to SexMachines email news and offers for the latest additions to the website.

The website is well laid and easy to navigate with the list of of categories listed on the traditional right hand side. Selecting the categories leads to a wealth of information about the available machines. Of course plenty of information is required, as many of the machines are not familiar products, even for this regular reviewer of online sex shops. 

In addition to website contact, there is a telephone order line, available internationally. Payments and billing is secure and discreet. UK delivery is free for items over £50, and there are options for next day delivery. Worldwide delivery is available to nearly every part of the globe.

 



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DP Fucking Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here27th July 2021

The DP Fucking Machine was released by Diva® at Christmas 2016 -- available exclusively at sexmachines.co.uk for a limited period and with a very low promotional price -- only the early bird will catch this fantastic deal.

As with most machines sold by market leading retailer sexmachines.co.uk the DP Fucking Machine is compatible with the world's best and most comprehensive dildo system the Vac-U-Lock®.

The DP in DP Fucking Machine refers to double penetration -- this fucking machine will provide everything required for the pleasure of simultaneous anal and vaginal penetration. The machine is very powerful providing a massive maximum stroke speed of 300 per minute -- with the supplied 15cm (6") anal dong and veiny cock attached and the benefit of clitoral stimulation with the speed controller's vibrating technology, ultimate sexual pleasure is only a purchase away. The DP Fucking Machine is a quality build with an impressive high specification motor and construction of tensile strength steel -- longevity of this machine is not an issue.

As always you will never be disappointed with your purchase from sexmachines.co.uk as they always make sure the sex machine  package is full of extra goodies, guaranteed to make the pleasure experience as good as it possibly could be. Included are two 15cm (6") dongs, the Diva® wizard flexible convertor (a device for adjusting the angle of penetration) and a free original magic wand massager which has an rrp of £59.99!

With a 1 year worldwide warranty and free next day delivery there has never been a better time to own this extremely competitively priced machine.

See further details from sexmachines.co.uk

 

 

 

Gang Bang...

Sex Machine Reviews


Link Here10th July 2021

With the Gang Bang up to four people can enjoy the synchronized action of the Gang Bang at once! With up to four thrusting arms, heading in up to four different directions, your imagination is the only limit to wild machine sex with this model.

The Gang Bang's up to four sex arms means you can set up for double penetration on one or two riders, two-hole on one person while a single arm works one or two others, or do up to four people at once!

This sex machine features a very powerful motor, capable of any level of play (1/6th horse power and 48 in-lbs of torque) The Gang Bang's sleek machined aluminium flywheel provides a very adjustable stroke up to 6 inches in length and up to 200 strokes per minute.

The Gang Bang's frame is built entirely of welded steel, powder coated a beautiful gloss black. Each arm is of modified steel tubing, and also powder coated for great durability.

The Gang Bang fucking machine is not for the light hearted and can be used in just about any way that you can dream of, great fun for parties!

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Spanking Machine...

A review from sexmachines.co.uk


Link Here26th June 2021

Have you ever had the fantasy of being spanked? Don't want to hire a dominatrix?

This is the Domestic Spanking Machine that you've been waiting for! One of the smallest and most affordable machines on the market but packs the spanking power you fantasise about!

A discreet machine that mounts onto any surface with ease, no batteries required, just insert your desired implement and it's ready to spank!!

Small, discreet and powerful, it can be easily stored; its size is similar to a tennis ball tin.

It allows you to insert your favourite household objects such as hairbrushes, rulers, spoons or belts or items specifically bought for this machine such as paddles, canes and whips. Due to its small size only objects weighing 100gms or less should be used with this machine and belts should be mounted to something rigid which can then be inserted into the coupler to accomplish the desired spanking.

The Spanking machine comes with a stainless steel fastening system, an adjustable coupler, a 12v power adapter and is CE/ROHS certified. There is a timer that you can set for up to 5 minutes of spanking time, with 10 different intensity settings and different angles for the perfect personalised spanking session!

Perfect spanking machine for beginners, we recommend starting on the lowest setting and working your way up to maximum impact especially if using wooden implements such as rulers which can leave a mark!

See further details about Spanking Machine from SexMachines.co.uk

 

 

F*ck Box Love Machine...

A new arrival at sexmachines.co.uk


Link Here15th June 2021

This Machine was released in 2015. The F*ck box love machine comes in a stylish lockable box for discreet travelling and storage!

The F*ck box love machine uses the brilliant Vac-U-Locksystem which means it's quick and easy to change attachments and there are endless dildo and anal toys that can be used with it. It offers almost up to 200 thrusts per minute and can be used on any flat surface, vaginally or anally and in any position you can think of. It can also be used with a Vac-u-loc double penetration system for double the fun!

The F*ck box love machine has a speed controller that can be used as a powerful vibrator which just adds to the pleasure!

No batteries are needed for the F*ck box love machine and it comes with a 9ft power cord, it is CE/ROHS certified and has a 1 year warranty, it is made from corrosion resistant steel and has a stroke length of 3.5 inches.

This is the perfect sex machine for discreet use and has ample storage for all your dildos and toys. The compact power machine offer hours of great climaxes!

See further details about F*ck box love machine from SexMachines.co.uk

 

 

Compass Love Machine...

The latest creation from Diva the number one sex manufacturer since 1973.


Link Here8th June 2021

The Compass Love Machine uses the popular and easy to use Vac-u-Lock system, it has a hand held corded controller which can also double up as a high powered vibrator, 5 adjustable angles for added pleasure and an adjustable 1 inch to 6.5 inch stroke length which makes the compass love machine the perfect all round sex machine !

The Vac-U-Locksystem makes it quick and easy to fit your desired attachment on to this machine, changing dildos in seconds.

With up to 200 thrusts per minute and an adjustable 6.5 inch stroke length...you're sure to find the perfect speed & depth of penetration that'll make you explode with excitement. With the adjustable angles ranging up to 45 degrees giving you as many positions as you can think of!

The Compass Love Machine can be used vaginally or anally and the vibrator gives you the choice of clitoral, nipple and anal stimulation for the wildest climax you've ever had!

The wide rubber feet protect your surfaces and give amazing stability while using the Compass Love machine.    

The Compass Love Machine delivers amazing quality, versatility and performance at an equally amazing price! Add this Sex machine to your collection and you will enjoy hours of new exciting positions and sensations!

See further details about Compass Love Machine from SexMachines.co.uk

 

 

The Bondage Love Machine...

Sex machine reviews


Link Here 31st May 2021

The Bondage Love Machine offers incredible power, performance, flexibility and adjustable angles at an affordable price. It is compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system and the hand held (corded) speed controller can also work as a high powered vibrator. The Bondage Love Machine is a sex machine designed to make all your bedroom fantasies come true, with up to 225 thrusts per minute and a 7 inch (17cm) stroke length you're sure to find the most satisfying combination of speed and depth to suit your most hidden desires.

This quality sex machine has adjustable front and rear legs to help obtain the perfect angle without compromising the machine's stability. The fucking machine is ideal for a quiet night in by yourself or a fun evening with your partner. There are an endless number of positions and with your imagination you can conjure the ultimate experience that will provide years of fun and sexual satisfaction. The specially designed lightweight anti-corrosive design folds almost flat for easy storage. The Bondage Love Machine has an extremely quiet but powerful motor and the stroking rod comes with two exciting attachments that have adjustable angles for even more pleasure.

The Bondage Love Machine allows the user to rest their stomach or chest on the extremely comfortable and fully adjustable cushioned platform. This sex machine is not only adjustable in height but also in distance from the rod which ensures the exact depth required to create the most fulfilling satisfaction. The electronic vibrator enables you to enjoy clitoral, anal and nipple stimulation simultaneously, this fucking machine also comes with ergonomically placed rings for bondage gear connections. The Bondage Love Machine comes with a one year worldwide warranty it is CE certified and ROHS compliant. 

See further details about the The Bondage Love Machine from SexMachines.co.uk

 

 

 

My Pleasurer Love Machine...

aka Versa Fuk Love Machine Review


Link Here 18th May 2021

One of the most versatile sex machines on the market at an amazingly low introductory price; so please buy soon to avoid disappointment. This fucking machine will fulfil all your requirements and is suitable for female, male heterosexual and gay use. The My Pleasurer Love Machine is best purchased through us as we are an official worldwide stockist and you are ensured an original product. The sex machine is manufactured by Diva who make the 2012 best selling fucking machine the Diva Tool Box Lover.

Where the My Pleasurer Love Machine leaves the competition standing is in its versatility. The patented E-Z ergonomical twist knob system allows the user to adjust the unit to the angle of ultimate pleasure; uniquely the sex machine can be set up to work horizontally or vertically, allowing the user to move from the missionary style to doggy fuck quickly and easily. Unlike many machines the My Pleasurer Love Machine has adjustable front and rear legs, adoption of the perfect position has never been so easily obtainable.

The machine is discretely quiet and smooth running but also powerful and can thrust from 100 to 300 thrusts per minute, the remote control will always be at hand to adjust the thrust of penetration to your desired level. We provide a free extension rod which will provide an additional 8 " (20cm) between machine and user for those requiring a less intimidating fucking machine experience.

Thanks to Doc Johnson and their Vac-U-Lock system there has never been a better way to enjoy the sex machine experience. Fully compatible with the Vac-U-Lock range of attachments the My Pleasurer Love Machine can fuck as though it is your girlfriend, your boyfriend or your gay lover. Don't forget that sex machines are now being bought by men for heterosexual use, there are plenty of male masturbating devices in the form of a pussy, anus, hand or mouth that can be used with this fucking machine. There are also more heterosexual men finding pleasure in receiving anal penetration, an anal probe can provide a new sexual experience for the straight guy.

See further details about My Pleasurer Love Machine

 

 

Love Rider Sex Machine...

Also known as the Love Glider


Link Here2nd May 2021
The Love Rider is sometimes known as The Love Glider and is a high quality machine replicating the expensive Monkey Rocker. If you have money to burn buy the Monkey Rocker but if you want a sex machine that does exactly the same and is built to CE/EU standards then save a fortune and buy the Love Rider.

Unlike many fucking machines the Love Rider uses no electricity and there is no complicated set up required. The sex machine is powered by the user's own body movement and this makes the user in control of their pleasure. Most sex machines do the pounding, similar to a man fucking away at his speed, whereas the Love Rider simulates the action of the woman sitting on the man and moving in a way that she wants thus providing her with an orgasm when she is ready - total control.

A huge advantage of the Love Rider is the compatibility with Doc Johnson's Vac-U-Locksystem. There are numerous types of penetrating aids available from Doc Johnson, ensuring the user of a quality sex toy to use with the Love Rider sex machine. To get you going the Love Rider comes with its own pair of 6.5 (16cm) toys, a dildo and a tapered dildo for anal pleasure.

 

 


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