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Sex Machines specialises in sex machines, everything from handheld masturbators right up to top of the range fucking machines. At the more familiar end of the range, there are Fleshlights, Fleshjacks and Magic Wands. And at the more unique end of the range, well!... we'll get on to those later.

All the devices and plenty of accessories are available from the online store along with lubes and essentials.

As of 2021 has expanded its repertoire into BDSM and E-Stim (Electrical Stimulation).

The website is well laid and easy to navigate with the list of of categories listed on the traditional right hand side. Selecting the categories leads to a wealth of information about the available machines. Of course plenty of information is required, as many of the machines are not familiar products, even for this regular reviewer of online sex shops. 

In addition to website contact, there is a telephone order line, available internationally. Payments and billing is secure and discreet. UK delivery is free, and there are options for next day delivery.

Worldwide delivery is available to nearly every part of the globe.

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Love Rider Sex Machine...

Also known as the Love Glider

Link Here2nd May 2021
The Love Rider is sometimes known as The Love Glider and is a high quality machine replicating the expensive Monkey Rocker. If you have money to burn buy the Monkey Rocker but if you want a sex machine that does exactly the same and is built to CE/EU standards then save a fortune and buy the Love Rider.

Unlike many fucking machines the Love Rider uses no electricity and there is no complicated set up required. The sex machine is powered by the user's own body movement and this makes the user in control of their pleasure. Most sex machines do the pounding, similar to a man fucking away at his speed, whereas the Love Rider simulates the action of the woman sitting on the man and moving in a way that she wants thus providing her with an orgasm when she is ready - total control.

A huge advantage of the Love Rider is the compatibility with Doc Johnson's Vac-U-Locksystem. There are numerous types of penetrating aids available from Doc Johnson, ensuring the user of a quality sex toy to use with the Love Rider sex machine. To get you going the Love Rider comes with its own pair of 6.5 (16cm) toys, a dildo and a tapered dildo for anal pleasure.





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G Spot Stimulation, Gushing and Squirting!

Link Here19th April 2021

Do you truly understand the world of G spot stimulation?

The G-spot is quite a controversial topic of conversation. Named after a German gynaecologist, Ernst Gräfenberg , this elusive part of the female anatomy has had people questioning it for decades. Does it even exist? If you were to ask a medical professional, many of them would say that it doesn't. It may not be a place you can identify with the naked eye, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I believe the G-spot is a real erogenous zone, capable of delivering extreme pleasure. Why do I think that? Because I have one, and boy oh boy does it feel good!

Where can I find it?

Finding the G-spot is actually really straightforward. Exploring inside the vagina with lubed-up fingers, you'll usually find it about 2 to 3 inches up on the interior wall, towards the belly button. When fully aroused, the area will enlarge to the size of about a 10p coin, and will feel slightly different to the surrounding tissue. You'll know you're in the right spot when you can rub the area and experience a strange or different sensation to that of the rest of the vaginal canal.


Do all women enjoy G spot stimulation?

As with most sexual practices, not everyone likes the same thing, and so some women gain no real enjoyment from stimulation in this area. Many women though, just haven't explored the possibilities of G spot stimulation enough to realise its potential. It's not an area that you touch and immediately find that you're screaming, "OMG this feels amazing". It takes patience and perseverance to get real pleasure from the G-spot, as it often requires firm and fast pressure to allow an orgasm to build. Even if you can't directly orgasm from G spot stimulation, it is undeniable that you're increasing the blood flow to the area, which will heighten arousal and make everything feel much better below the belt. It's my belief that the G spot is actually directly linked to the clitoris; maybe it's where all of those lovely nerve endings originate? Imagine leaving all o f that pleasure potential untouched? It would be such a waste!


Orgasms and squirting

Orgasms are highly personal moments of magic. What works for me won't necessarily work for you, and vice versa. A G-spot orgasm is certainly different to a clitoral orgasm, and in my opinion they are definitely worth the effort. If you master the art of a combined orgasm, congratulations! You've unlocked a whole new level of pleasure! Rabbit vibrators are a fantastic way for many women to enjoy

clitoral and G spot stimulation simultaneously. The firm and unyielding shaft delivers the pressure needed, and the vibrations are a welcome added bonus! Some will work better than others; it's just about finding one that fits your internal anatomy perfectly. Many believe G-spot stimulation is the key to being able to squirt. First-time squirters are often surprised when hard and prolonged action on the G-spot causes the urgent sensation of needing to pee, followed by a monumental gush of sexual fluid.

Positions please!

There are some positions that are generally better for G-spot fun, such as doggy or reverse cowgirl, but because everyone's anatomy is slightly different, you'll most likely have to experiment to find how best to hit your sweet spot. The length of the penis, fingers or toy that you're using, as well as the exact position and depth of the G spot will all factor in to what works best for you. Simply using a pillow to adjust the hips and alter the angle of penetration can make a huge difference.

One thing is for certain, it's a whole heap of fun trying new things and exploring the body and what it can do. Dive in, enjoy the process and you never know, you might just hit the spot!



Blue Balls XL Fucking Machine...

Sex machine reviews

Link Here 17th March 2021

Thank you for the safe delivery of my Blue Balls XL Fucking Machine . It was very well packed and delivery time was surprisingly quick. The Blue Balls is my second sex machine and the quality to price ratio of the Blue Balls is unbelievable; I've seen machines half as good for two or even three times the price.

The quality of the build is excellent; the frame is very sturdy and beautifully painted in the trademark blue. Assembly is quick and the set up for fucking is easy; I very much like the simplicity of adjusting the angle and height as you can create different positions during a session without losing the moment. The base of the Blue Balls XL is relatively small, this allows the sex machine to sit on a bed, a sofa, a table or wherever you like to screw, with ease.

The motor is quiet but strong and can't be heard in another room, although your squeals of pleasure most certainly will. The fucking ability of the Blue Balls XL will put to shame any partner; the powerful motor will fuck at a speed of 0-160 thrusts per minute and the depth of penetration can be adjusted from 1.5" (4cm) to 6" (15cm). The remote control is efficient and makes the experience very user friendly.

Accessories are plentiful as the Blue Balls XL will accept the Vac-U-Lock system; this makes the fucking machine ideal for all sexualities as you can use the machine with a dildo, artificial life-like cock, anal probe, artificial vagina, anus or mouth.

I couldn't recommend a better sex machine than the Blue Balls XL as it is versatile, excellent value for money and built to a long lasting high quality.

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See also Blue Balls XL 2.0



Diva Tool Box Lover...

Neat and Discreet

Link Here 10th March 2021

The first thing that will strike the proud buyer of the Diva Tool Box Lover is the neatness of the whole package. Designed to resemble a tool box or a heavy duty equipment case the Diva Tool Box Lover can be stored in full view and no-one would take the slightest notice. The second thing to please the buyer of the Diva Tool Box Lover is the quality of build; the simplicity of its look merged with the robust mechanical system makes this sex machine quite a sexy beast.

There is one feature that The Diva Tool Box Lover has that makes it number one on the shopping list is the ingenious remote control. The patented remote control doubles as a high powered vibrator, this makes the sexual experience as versatile as possible; the user can be fucked by the tool box whilst stimulating other erogenous areas with the dildo headed vibrating remote control.

In addition to the magnificent range of Diva attachments the Diva Tool Box Lover is fully compatible with the awesome Vac-U-Locksystem making the ever increasing range of quality toys fully available to its owner. Whether male, female, gay or bi the Diva Tool Box Lover will pleasure your needs; use with anal probes, realistic cocks, any size dildos or plug on a male masturbator and slip yourself inside. Don't forget the remote control can stimulate you too.

The technical specifications of the Diva Tool Box Lover: Stroke Length of 2.5" - 3.25" (6cm - 8cm), up to 180 strokes per minute and measures 15" (38cm) long, 7.5" (18.5cm) high and 7.5" (18.5cm) wide.



The Spinning Sex Swing...

Sex machine reviews

Link Here 7th March 2021

It cannot be stated enough how important it is to buy a well manufactured high quality swing; the purchase of cheap, weak swings is very dangerous and this is why we only stock swings that are extremely strong and can hold body weight without causing stress to the product.

The Spinning Sex Swing makes it simple to have sex in wonderful and weird sex positions. The swing is very comfortable to use with padding on the parts of the swing that make contact with the body. The swing can be used by one or two persons, so you can both experience a near to weightless fuck; this is a great advantage over bed sex when one partner is bigger than the other. The near to weightless fucking experience is highly erotic as your senses become more connected to your genitalia and this helps achieve some mind-blowing orgasms.

The swing is erotically coloured in black with tiger print and has fur lined stirrups to heighten the sexual experience. We are confident that this product will add another dimension to your sex life and for those that own a sex machine you can go it alone and have an even better sex machine experience.

It is important that you ensure that the swing is fitted correctly and the point of fixing will support the weight of the person or persons using it. Full information is supplied for safe fixing but if any doubt you should ask a contractor to secure the hook.

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Robo Fuk Adjustable Sex Machine...

A review from

Link Here 28th February 2021

The Robo Fuk Adjustable Sex Machine is made by the USA's largest sex toy manufacture and is a highly versatile fucking and sucking sex machine .

Robo Fuk is lightweight and pre-assembled, with a plastic shell and aluminium arm, cutting down on extra weight and making it ideal for travel. This versatile fucking machine comes equipped with an adjustable speed remote, so you get to choose your ideal thrusting level at the turn of a dial. The angle and height of penetration can be quickly adjusted with easy twist knobs located on the frame. There is no complicated set up or confusing parts to deal with. It is practically ready to go straight out of the box!

While the Robo Fuk Adjustable Sex Machine may not be as hardcore as some of our other machines, its compact, lightweight, and versatile design makes it ideal for couples, small spaces, travel, and on the go pleasure! It operates quietly and is ideal for those seeking discretion. The thrusting arm has a curved handle, a perfect grip for a partner to use to angle it into you, or for solo use to brace yourself against. It also comes with 4 suction cup feet which will help anchor it in place on a hard, smooth surface.

The Robo Fuk uses the popular Vac-U-Locksystem which means it's quick and easy to swap attachments and there are endless options to choose from!

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Choosing An Exclusive Sex Machine

Link Here17th February 2021

If you want to spice up your sex life in ways that no human touch could ever do, then you want to explore the world of sex machines. There are exclusive sex machines for every gender, taste, level of experience and BDSM fetish, all here at .

Sex machines are an incredible way to experience the best sexual pleasures and orgasms! Endless fun, without the complications of a relationship, simply long lasting thrills and spills, whether you want to give or receive pure pleasure or pain. There is a machine that will deliver however which way you want it!

At we carry the No.1 selection of exclusive Sex Machines just for our customers, to keep things fresh and spice up their sex life. We have been in business for almost two decades so we know what people expect from such a purchase. Literally a good fuck, but obviously more than that, they want something that is high quality, that will last, that can handle whatever their master demands AND if need be can be packed away discretely. Whatever your sexual preference, our exclusive range of fucking machines will give you the orgasms you've been looking for, over and over again!

A Brief History...

Not so long ago, adult sex products were quite limited and not at all versatile. However, the days of just choosing a straight up and down or side to side thrusting machine has long gone. There are now hundreds of machines, delivering endless sexual possibilities, from standard sex to BDSM and serious fetish fun, all designed for the personal preferences of millions who choose to use them. And our exclusive range of machines are sold nowhere else.

Today, you can find all kinds of sex machines (sometimes also called fucking machines, thrusting machines, love machines, and more). Examples include everything from mechanical dildos to incredibly complex fucking machines that can be operated remotely, from anywhere in the world. Imagine that! Controlling the thrills and spills of someone else, thousands of miles away. Knowing full well they are getting the ride of their life, all thanks to you!

Benefits of an Exclusive Sex Machine...

Simply put, you're here reading this blog because you want an amazing sex life, something different to the norm, something that is no doubt missing in the human department right now. And you've come to the right place. These machines will literally blow your mind - taking your fantasies to the next level. Why? Because...

  • Sex machines last longer than you ever can

  • Sex machines deliver without fail, every time

  • Sex machines never want to please themselves

  • Sex machines have one mission, to service you

If you're looking for a high quality, premium sex machine, then check out our range here.
And if you want a little advise, here are 3 we think are simply perfect. They are exclusive to us , so feel the pleasure and privilege of a machine that is both sought after and exclusive for you.

Carefully Selected For You...

  We have exclusive machines for all tastes and technical sex toys for the beginner (gay or straight) to the most advanced BDSM and fetish performer. All genders, all for your wants and needs. What should you choose? Don't worry, we have picked 3 perfect machines below. We also have industry leading customer support and 20 years experience selling hundreds of thousands of machines to people across the globe. When you buy from us we make a commitment to ensure you get the maximum value from your new purchase, forever!

No.1 - Willie Wanka mk II Fantasy Machine  

The Willie Wanka mk II Fantasy Machine is a superb machine with long reach and tons of torque and power! Even at the lowest speed the MKII remains stable and strong. A must have for any bedroom. It is one of the most popular and best made machines ever. The Willie Wanka® mk II Fantasy Machine is a premium, high quality penetration and / or male masturbation machine. Unlike many machines that are currently available the Willie Wanka has an exceptionally long 8 inch adjustable stroke length, hi-torque and thrust power. It can also be easily stored away neatly for ultimate discretion.

  • Our most popular machine

  • Powerful sex machine with high torque

  • Sleek gloss black design

  • 1 year UK and worldwide warranty

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  No.2 - UFUC PRO V.2  

Design based on the top rated original UFUC Sex Machine, this high quality sex machine can also be used as a male masturbator with optional accessories. The uFUC Pro V2 has a high torque motor which will power heavier dildos with ease. It has customisable thrust depth from 1 to 6 inches and stroke speed up to 160rpm. Enjoy almost any angle imaginable and whatever tyou want to do it won't move unless you want it to. For all those that want the ultimate in discretion, it can also be stored almost completely flat. The uFUC Pro V2 is a wonderfully stable machine thanks to its weight and sturdy steel design. Quiet in use, even at top speed, low maintenance and wonderfully customisable, it is the perfect machine for every level of user.

  • Multi-angled machine operates through 180°

  • High torque motor, great for anal sex

  • Adjustable thrust depth for shallow or deep penetration

  • Fully customisable stroke speed -- sex how you want it!

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No.3 - Love Rider Sex Machine  

The Love Rider Sex Machine is the most comfortable stimulating ride you will ever have! Just have a seat on the padded thigh rests, position yourself over the dildo, and use your own body movement to control the thrusting speed and depth. Experience the epic orgasms that can only be achieved when you are fully in control of the pace and vigor of the penetration. The Love Rider is a fully assembled machine. All you have to do to get started is attach one of the two included flexible dildos. Then away you go! Enjoy being penetrated by the penis attachment or use the tapered anal probe for some backdoor action. This machine provides the best workout there is. Who needs the gym when you can ride and squat your way to sexual heaven with the Lover Rider.

  • Designed to run using the power of your own body movement

  • Control your own orgasmic destiny with Love Rider®

  • Sex Machine. Get your whole body moving - be in total control

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Rockin' Chair...

Sex machine reviews

Link Here15th February 2021

The science behind female orgasm has led to the invention of the vibrating chair. The early players in this market have brought expensive products to the market and made it difficult for those on a budget -- the wait is over as affordability coupled with quality has arrived in the form of Pipedream's Rockin' Char. Aimed at the female market and particularly for those who require non-penetrative sensations through the clitoris or anus with or without the need to strip off. If you or your partner would benefit from this kind of thrilling experience then Pipedream's Rockin' Chair is the answer. It has been suggested that the secret behind a prefect female orgasm is the rocking motion combined with non-penetrative stimulation -- the Rockin Chair covers this criteria perfectly.

The Rockin' Chair is made by world renowned sex toy manufacturer Pipedream in its Chinese factory making it available in the UK at .

What's in the box? -- You get the chair with its vibrating inflatable hot seat, a blindfold, body lotion and toy cleaner. There is a handy corded controller and power supply unit, the Rockin' Chair comes in a glossy retail presentation box with instructions and has a 1 year worldwide warranty.

We highly recommend the Rockin' Chair as it is beautifully designed, can be left in a room and passed off as an exercise chair or trendy seat and will deliver powerful stimulation via its electric motor. The Rockin' Chair is primarily designed for solo use but its cunning design allows for a partner to penetrate whilst the chair attends to other erogenous zones.

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The Cowgirl Sex Machine...

Sex Machine Reviews

Link Here8th February 2021

We were so excited when asked to review the Cowgirl Sex Machine for the package duly arrived, discrete wrapping and extremely well packed.

Sadly, our excitement didn't last very long. The quality of the Cowgirl Sex Machine didn't match the usual standard of the other sex machines , toys and attachments we have reviewed for Billed as unparalleled luxury and the next generation of riding but we were disappointed as soon as we took our first ride. Perhaps our lack-lustre experience was due to a faulty underpowered machine or from being dropped from a height by the delivery agents. We are inconclusive in our findings and for now must wait for a replacement model before committing to a bad review.

We suggest holding back before buying the Cowgirl Sex Machine. We'll provide our final review when we have tested a replacement machine. It is a great shame because the spec looks fantastic and the build quality looks good, the price is just too high for the savvy customer to take a punt at this juncture.

Please continue to read our reviews and be assured that offer unparalleled service of quality products for reasonable prices.

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