Brenda’s Bucket is
another exciting creation in the John Thomas range of male masturbators. It has been handcrafted from medical grade, ultra soft, platinum silicone which looks wonderful and feels indulgent to the touch.
Brenda’s Bucket is full of erotic nodules and ridges and is a real treat for all men who love indulgent self-pleasure with an experienced woman.
Brenda epitomises the word MILF and can show even the most seasoned lovers a thing or two.
Brenda’s Bucket was designed in the UK and manufactured in the USA and comes with a lifetime warranty and gorgeous faux velvet storage bag.
Easy to clean but harder to put down – enjoy Brenda today.
If you enjoy anal sex or are just curious, then the Bum Hole male masturbator is a great
sex toy for your collection. Bum Hole has been handcrafted from the only the softest platinum silicone and is nice and tight in all the right places!
A hand poured fusion of gold and black; this sex toy features highly textured nodules guaranteed to tingle all your sensitive nerve endings.
To make your experience more realistic flush warm water inside the
canal prior to penetration, lube up and slip in.
Bum Hole is easy to clean and made from non-porous
and hypoallergenic materials. This sex toy comes with a free faux velvet storage bag. Don't forget to check out our other male masturbators!
Pig Boy platinum silicone masturbator is made from our medical grade ultra soft platinum silicone. A hand poured fusion of pink, gold and black creates a
unique mix every time.
Pig Boy features a pig nose and aggressive looking snout and jaw.
Between the teeth is the awaiting canal riddled with ribbed nodules perfect to slip your member inside. For men this is the ultimate in self pleasure, enhanced further by applying the bung to create a lovely vacuum inside as you reach your peak.
Pig Boy is based on our best selling platinum silicone dildo the Twisted Hog and was designed in the UK.
Clean
Pig Boy between uses in boiling water or even pop in the dishwasher. Hypoallergenic and phthalate free, Pig Boy comes with a lifetime warranty and a free bottle of replenishing baby corn powder.
We at www.sexmachines.co.uk have been trading since 2004 and have sold thousands of different types of fucking machines ranging from budget
sex machines around £ 90 to premium orgasm machines over £ 2500 - but there's one particular
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Caesar 3.0 is ultra quiet even at full speed.
Caesar 3.0 has a mid range price point - excellent value.
Caesar 3.0 love machine is available in UK/EU 220V or US110V
Ceasar 3.0 includes FREE sex machine attachments and www.sexmachines.co.uk also includes a FREE Caesar Vac-U-Lock adaptor worth £ 24.99 that will allow the user to attach any Vac-U-Lockdildo to it. No other
retailer includes this adaptor for free !
Caesar 3.0 fucking machine has a MIG welded steel frame and flat base, which allows the user to slide under her/his mattress and enjoy getting fucked or sucked on the bed.
Caesar 3.0 sex machine is
manufactured by Topco Sales who are the leading manufacturer in the USA for sex toys.
Caesar 3.0 orgasm machine also comes with a FREE male masturbator toy, simply screw it onto the end of the Caesar rod shaft and this amazing penetration machine
then turns into a male masturbation machine ...allowing the user to get wanked off from 0 - 130 pumps per minute!!
Stroke length is not adjustable however has
a generous 6 stroke length, which is suitable for anal or vaginal use.
The mast erects within seconds and then you simply slide on the arm, secure and you're away.
Comes with retail packaging presentation box and instructions.
Can be used on laminate flooring, lino, carpet and slid under your bed mattress, if you find the Caesar 3.0 Love moving when on full power, we find putting some blu tak under the base helps.
Caesar 3.0 also has a corded remote control box allowing
user to adjust settings when in use and allows complete control of device to user.
Hot pink powdered coated & chrome plated, which is not simply a painted product, powder coating is durable and scratches are minimal.
This
platinum silicone dildo stands proudly amongst any sex toy collection. Large bulbous balls lead up to the impressive shaft adorned with thick veins towards an uncut foreskin where the head of this monster cock lays in wait.
Boogeyman is available in a slime green colour or a majestic, hand poured gold and black fusion which we are particularly proud of. Customers rave about Boogeyman as he always manages to hit the spot!
Boogeyman comes in 7", 9", 12" and 16" versions in both colours and in medium or soft firmness. Made from only the finest medical grade platinum silicone he is sure to please.
Schedule some alone time, lube up and bring out the Boogeyman...
Yuppie certainly is a young urban professional and lives up to his name. He's not only stuck up - but stuck in the
1980's if you check out his wardrobe!
Yuppie is a 27 year old socialite who is minted. Based on his very own manhood; this platinum
silicone dildo is perfectly tailored to effortlessly slip inside your desired orifice for your delectation.
Featuring a large scrotum, slender shaft and narrow veins, Yuppie leads up to a pointy exposed glans penis head ready
for action - just hold on a minute while he puts his filofax down!
Yuppie comes in the regular 4 sizes and also in a choice of beige or brown colours. Choose between soft and medium firmness to ensure a bespoke experience.
The Robotic Lovers Machine has incredible power with adjustable angles, speed and 7" (17cm) stroke length; it also comes with an
extension arm giving an extra 8 (20cm) of length - long enough to satisfy the most discerning user.
The handheld corded 4ft (1.2m) speed controller is also a high powered vibrator which can be used in conjunction with the machine
for additional pleasure. The Robotic Lovers Machine is a strong, powerful, high quality and quiet sex machine and comes with a 1 year warranty. The Robotic Lovers Machine is CE
certified and ROHS compliant.
The Robotic Lovers Machine has a maximum 250 thrusts per minute and with its massive stroke length, provides the user with the perfect speed and depth of penetration; few users will fail to achieve
the most explosive and fulfilling orgasms. Those who let their imagination run wild will achieve the best results and will venture to new sexual experiences. With an endless number of positions both anal and vaginal this fucking machine is ideal for
either solo use or to be enjoyed with a partner.
The steel framed machine is designed to be extremely sturdy yet light, weighing only 12kgs. The Robotic Lovers Machine comes with two exciting attachments that provide powerful
stimulation and are easy to clean. The thrusting angle of these two pleasure attachments is easily adjustable with the tilting platform.
Enjoy many different positions that most fucking machines cannot offer, choose to use it
lying on the floor, standing up, in bed, sitting in a sofa or chair or even on the kitchen table! The machine stands over 6ft (1.8m) high when extended or it can lay flat on the floor allowing your fantasies to become a reality! This sex machine is very
easy to assemble and disassemble for storage solutions, it folds nearly flat so it can be stored under the bed within seconds. The Robotic Lovers Machine uses the latest technology for anti-corrosion, and is painted using a powder coat system which
protects and makes the unit more durable.
Pervy Patrick himself is a randy old goat who should know better! He doesn't know the meaning of politically correct and loves nothing more than having an indiscrete perv on whichever unsuspecting women cross his path.
Our
Pervy Patrick is a medical grade, platinum silicone realistic dildo with prominent veins, retracted foreskin an exposed glans and a large pair of testicles!
Patrick comes in the usual 4 sizes and in a choice of either beige or brown colour; he looks and feels great attached to your sex machine of choice and will not disappoint!
Patrick was designed in the UK
and lovingly brought to life in the USA. Hypoallergenic and simple to clean, this impressive dildo enhances any sex toy collection. Complimentary suction cup
and faux velvet bag included.
Aptly named after the brute he is, Brutus is a meaty dildo with a much loved curvature which has made him a firm
favourite. The unusual tilt is great for reaching those intimate areas that others fail to stimulate.
Enjoy Brutus handheld or allow a partner to harness him. For that extra thrill, attach him to a sex machine and unleash the
potential of this silicone dildo delight.
Brutus is available in light brown or black and comes in 7, 9, 12 or 16. The XL version is
an extremely popular giant dildo that doesn't stay on the shelf for long.
Lube up before you indulge in Brutus and we always
recommend the uninitiated building up slowly in size. Brutus is available in a choice of firmness and comes complete with a stylish faux velvet storage bag.
The long awaited arrival of the Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is over for customers of sexmachines.co.uk who have secured a
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What has this awesome machine got in its arsenal and how does it compare to the ever popular 2010 version Blue Balls XL? -- The Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine is manufactured
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