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John Thomas Sergeant Major Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here8th August 2020
 

Reminiscent of a beret wearing Sergeant Major standing to attention, this butt plug is exactly what the medical officer ordered.

John Thomas Toys had great fun designing this sex toy, snapping out the orders, to produce a mold with a pronounced glans and a stumpy veined shaft. All specially designed for military grade anal pleasure.

Strangely presented in orange rather than Khaki green, the butt plug is compatible for use with vacuum locking systems such as Vac-U-Lockô.

And following the usual drill, the butt plug comes with a faux velvet storage bag.

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John Thomas Conka Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here 2nd August 2020
 

In a fine example of British understatement, the Conka is actually shaped like a medieval fighting mace. Surely a butt plug designed to bring tears to your eyes... tears of pleasure that is.

The intricately shaped butt plug is created in hand made moulds designed by John Thomas Toys. The designers have chosen black as being the most appropriate colour for this plug.

Note that, as with many butt plugs, this toy does not feature a vacuum locking suction pad.

John Thomas toys advise that this is not a design best suited to beginners, and that all users are recommended to use plenty of lube with this little beauty.

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John Thomas Anal Bomb Platinum Silicone Butt Plug...

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Link Here 27th July 2020
 

Casting aside the war time allusions of the name, the Anal Bomb is actually something of a pleasure bomb.

The rather squat lines of this anal butt plug do indeed make for an explosive sensation.

The gently reversed taper is created in hand crafted moulds designed by John Thomas Toys, and is presented appropriately in an iron grey colour scheme.

Platinum Silicone is the perfect material for a butt plug, and John Thomas Toys is confident that this design will prove to be a ticking time bomb.

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John Thomas Skittle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 26th July 2020
 

John Thomas's Skittle is more about ten bowling than candy coated confectionery. The streamlined dildo is also an ideal shape for use as an anal stretcher.

The elegantly crafted dong feels as good as it looks as it penetrates deep inside.

Platinum Silicone works a treat for use as a stretcher as it proves both robust enough to stretch whilst simultaneously being supple enough to feel great.

The dong features a vacuum locking attachment system enabling it to be used in conjunction with systems such as Vac-U-Lockô.

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John Thomas Cleopatra's Candle Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here20th July 2020

Candles have always been associated with matters erotic, and Cleopatra's Candle is a fine example indeed.

The Simple design proves very effective and feels incredible as it penetrates within. The design features a silicone wick, and the candle is dripping with oodles of silicone wax. It all adds up to a wonderful sensation when popping the candle inside.

The dildo is a of course presented in a glorious flame red. And furthermore the dildo may be discreetly stored in plain sight.

John Thomas Toys recommends that the lack of taper is carefully considered when selecting the right size for you.

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John Thomas Anal Torpedo Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

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Link Here 9th July 2020

The Anal Torpedo is the perfect stretcher especially styled for those wishing to explore deeper depths.

The anal stretcher features a sleek bulbous head and a gently tapering shaft. It is presented appropriately in submarine grey.

John Thomas Toys recommends starting with the smaller sizes and then working up.

This dong is compatible with vacuum locking devices such as those using the Vac-U-Lock system.

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John Thomas War Head Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

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Link Here 27th June 2020

Get ready for the War Head anal stretcher, the perfect trainer for those large on ambition.

This sleek but well rounded and gently tapered stretcher feels great as it opens up your anal passage.

John Thomas Toys offers this mighty dildo in a selection of four sizes so you are sure to find one that suits your ambitions, however large.

The stretcher is compatible with Vac-U-Lock devices and can also be used for vaginal penetration. Platinum Silicone may be heated up, or popped in the fridge for something a little bit cooling on a hot summer day.

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John Thomas The Buxom Lady Platinum Silicone Dildo...

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Link Here 13th June 2020

As the name suggests, the The Buxom Lady is modelled on a beautiful set of well rounded curves. Each compounding the pleasure as the dildo slips deeper inside.

Sculpted from vivid green Platinum Silicone, the dildo consists of a delicate head, an ample bosum, and truely voluminous hips.

Lovingly designed by John Thomas Toys this dong is produced from hand crafted moulds, and this time round, the designers tip their hats to the wonders of the female form.

This voluptuous lady is sure to please your every demand.

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