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Tango TW11 Fucking Machine...

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Link Here2nd January 2022

Exclusive, advanced, powerful, quiet and safe -- the Tango TW11 oozes quality and is aimed at the highest level of fucking machine enthusiast. Retailing at a recommended retail price of around £2,000 you will do well to visit the UKs leading supplier of fucking machines, ignore RRPs and set their own discounted price that is extremely competitive and often impossible to beat.

High price usually means the product has more to offer than other similar products, the Tango TW11 is no exception. The Tango TW11 is packed with advanced features, is very versatile and packs a punch that would knock seven bells out of the competition.

The Tango TW11 (aka The HugHer Tango) is programmable and offers the user an extended range of 11 inches (28cm) with separate settings for depth and stroke length. The kit comes with its own full set of fuck routines, and you can also set your own, this is an amazing feature which smashes the competition into a pulp. Included with the Tango TW11 is a Wand system and built-in safety and comfort features.

Out of the box -- in addition to the Tango TW11 fucking machine there is a Tango remote control, a tripod stand, a Vac-U-Lock adaptor and a 12" extension rod. Check out any extras might throw into the deal in addition to the standard product pack.

Conclusion -- there are cheap fucking machines that will last a few months, there are average priced machines that will serve well but are not exciting and there are high end machines that provide years of service and provide the user with exciting opportunities by offering versatility. In other words, fucking machines are like people, they perform in different ways and I think we all prefer the ones that go all out to give you a good time. If you can afford the best we recommend you buy the best and the Tango TW11 is waiting for you at

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Link Here30th December 2021




John Thomas Koi Toy Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews

Link Here 28th December 2021

Koi Toy comes from a strange aquatic creature who is half man and half fish.

This racing green coloured, medical grade platinum silicone dildo is another eye-catching and original design from John Thomas Toys.

Firm and pronounced balls lead to a slender; scaly, skin textured shaft - discreetly exposing the tip of the glans. This slippery customer features realistic Koi carp fish scales and comes in four accommodating sizes.

Suitable for anal or vaginal penetration Koi Toy is perfect both for the beginner and the seasoned sex toy enthusiast.

Vac-u-lock and O-Ring compatible, this handcrafted dildo has been factory shrink-wrapped and comes complete with faux velvet storage bag and free large suction cup plug.

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Suck it, fuck it, ride it and slide it...

Dildos at SexMachines

Link Here21st December 2021

Guaranteed to hit the spot, Dildo's are the classic sex toy for every taste. We offer a huge range from Vac-U-Lock to King Cock, Strap Ons to many more. All in a variety of colours and textures... And why not enhance the sensation with one of our lubricants for an even greater experience.

The largest range of DILDOS anywhere online!! More than 450 to choose from!!

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John Thomas Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo...

Sex Toy Reviews

Link Here 11th December 2021

John Thomas Toys pride themselves on their innovational designs and Alien Hooligan is of no exception. This powder blue dildo is another work of art from the mind of Flak Boy - a freelance designer we are privileged to work with.

Alien Hooligan is a horny bad boy from another planet who has come to Earth to have lots of sex! His fantasy cock presents with a lily flower penile head, coupled with canine testicles for good measure.

Adorned with prominent veins, this strange yet original dildo also features a pleasing curvature of the shaft perfect for both anal and vaginal stimulation.

Medical grade platinum silicone means safety, durability and quality are assured. Designed in the UK - made in the USA.

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OriginalTool Box Fucking Machine...

Festive Special, only £220

Link Here 3rd December 2021
Over 10 years ago we were the largest supplier of the infamous Tool Box fucking machine, outselling all other sex machines 4 to 1. The Tool Box was discontinued in April 2011 due to issues regarding Euro regulations compliance - since this time we have had hundreds of requests to bring it back, so now we have ... enjoy!

Complete all-in-one fucking machine that has been engineered to the highest standards & offers high quality & high specifications at an affordable price  Comes complete with a deluxe speed controller, which allows the user full control over the thrusting speed

Easy to switch between your preferred Vac-U-Lock® dildos in seconds

The most discreet sex machine ever made! Lock it up and store away in a cupboard ... no one will ever know your DIY secret

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John Thomas Smooth Boy Platinum Silicone Stretcher...

Sex Toy Reviews

Link Here 16th November 2021

Smooth Boy is a simple, yet very effective, time-honoured design for our medical grade platinum silicone anal stretcher.

Presented in a stunning royal blue tone, this dong is perfectly tailored for erotic anal play alone, or with a partner. Its tapered head will effortlessly slip inside you and take you to your happy place.

Smooth Boy works conveniently with vacuum dildo systems and is also O-Ring compatible.

This sensual dong can be warmed up or cooled down prior to use for that extra sensation and sterilized in boiling water in-between sessions.

Customer's receive a free faux velvet storage bag and large suction cup plug. Please build up to larger sizes gradually and remember to use plenty of lubricant. 

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